Nasty alpaca

When you cum in your hand and put your semen in your mouth. Then proceed to spit it all over her face.

I gave Karen her first nasty alpaca ever, now she's hooked.

by Noedelkes June 16, 2019

Nasty-aa

A more descriptive way to explain how disgusting something is.

Is that a spider

Nasty-aa

by Ksg26 September 3, 2019

Narly dude

You say this to your companion when you wanna fuck them to death and piledrive a dildo in their poonor posterior

“And also my opponent is a liar and can not be trusted” Hilary Clinton

Yo I’m tired so before I go to sleep narly dude

by ‘My opponent is a liar’ October 31, 2019

nasty

something that all of us are because yes

you are nasty and so am i

by nasty birch November 14, 2019

Nasty beach

A girl who is nasty is multiple ways, but never seems to notice her nastyness

This girl is disgusting she’s such a nasty beach

by I use heriods on the daily November 30, 2019

Nasty Namaste

When a man has kama sutra based sexual intercourse with a woman who is on her period and thoroughly covers the tip of his penis with her menstrual blood. After Climax he has her bow all the way down till her forehead makes contact with the tip of his penis leaving a blood and cum bindi. Both partners must then greet each other with Namaste

“Did you hear that Devin flew Himself and Jan too India just so he could give her a nasty namaste?”

by The_Paperfaced_Man December 27, 2019

Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat That

usually spoken in a British accent, preferably essex, Nasty, my dog wouldn't eat that is an exclamation of disgust used when

1.the food served looks particularly unappetizing
2.some hypebeast comes to school thinking they look good but they really aren't
3. When you come in contact with (step in, touch by accident) a dirty substance such as mud.

When saying this phrase, it is key to blast in at the top of your lungs so everybody from New England to merry olde England can hear you.

Person 1: "Eww, are we having day old Mac & Cheese for lunch? Gross.
Person 2: (at maximum volume) "Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat that!"

by Justinofsunnyskies January 16, 2020