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Mornings 

A greeting popularised by Cape Coloureds in South Africa. They say "mornings" instead of "morning" just in case they don't feel like talking to you for the rest of the week, the 's' makes up for the other days
Person 1: Jy, you don't greet!

Person 2: Naai my broe I said 'Mornings' last Tuesday!
Mornings by Mettie July 30, 2019
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MorningBarker

MorningBarker is a man who runs a gay bar and mostly goes by the name kai. He dislikes wallabies
Jim: look at that MorningBarker

Whole gay bar: ok then
MorningBarker by Maudical5 September 9, 2019

Morning Bitchual 

An elongated string of complaints uttered by a person in the morning, particularly during the time between opening their eyes and getting out of bed.
Every morning before the old lady drags her ass outta’ bed I gotta’ listen to a bunch of shit like”it’s hot”, “it’s cold”, “I hate your cats”, “I don’t want to work today”, “I drank too much”, “ you drank too much” and “you are stupid and you hurt my feelings three weeks ago”. It’s her morning bitchual.

morning 4 night 

this term means that your bitch will suck the fuck out of your dick if you eat her out in the morning
yo my girl sucked my dick last night because I ate her pussy for breakfast thats why I love morning 4 night
morning 4 night by lana rhodes November 1, 2019

morning dawn 

Sweetest person you will truly ever meet... just as long as you stay on her good side. Morning Dawn’s are usually Gemini’s. Morning Dawn’s have a lot of patience yet they are impatient.
You are a sweet heart sometimes, you are such a Morning Dawn lol.
morning dawn by TruthofTruths December 8, 2019
It's means breakfast. Often used by slavic people who can talk only on broken english.
A:"Hey bro what's up? Ready for morning ?"
B:"Whaaat? It's already made?"
Morning by SConrad24 January 11, 2020

Morning Bowl Syndrome 

The feeling of sickness you get after smoking a bong toke right after you wake up
Oh man i got the worst case of the Morning Bowl Syndrome right now