Sus Monkey

Used to describe a person that is displaying homosexual behavior, usually being very descriptive about homosexual intercourse. May only apply to males.

Person 1: I want James Charles to stick his dick in my ass and squirt so I’m farting Elmer's Glue for a week.

Person 2: What the fuck quit being a little Sus Monkey dude gross.

by erytzz January 30, 2021

Monkey Mouth

Someone talkin on n on bout shit they have no idea about
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Stuttering mumbling

Goofy: aye foo... I like cant even... man Im like bro... you my homie... bro I like remember... remember that time when?...

Me*Internally*: IF YOU DONT SHUT YO MONKEY MOUTHING ASS THE FUCK UP!

by Munki King November 24, 2020

Thilthy monkey

During sex, you take the feces of your significant other and slam it on your chest, screaming vicious monkey sounds. You may also fling the feces at your significant other.

"Last night, I pulled a thilthy monkey on her. She dumped me immediately afterwards."

by Bigjoshdick11 June 15, 2017

Box Monkey

Someone who works as a loader for UPS and is seen as nothing more than a used up piece of machinery.

"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm a box monkey for UPS."

by Kittylace August 28, 2008

clown monkey

1: A little monkey dressed in funny clothes that dances around next to a clown who is usually playing an accordian or other terrrible musical instrument. 2: An idiot who you only hang out with because his stupid behavior amuses you and you can laugh openly at him.

Nobody really likes that clown monkey PJ, but his stupid antics are fun to laugh at when you're bored.

by bigtimehotshot October 18, 2011

Monkey King

A hyperactive cunt, who frantically jumps around, as if his genes hit the wrong side of evolution.

Colin: Hey did you see Andrew at camp last week?
Gordon: Oh yeah, he was jumping on the rocks right
Colin: What a F@%* Monkey King

by LiquongDaemingSwing March 15, 2018

Snack Monkey

(Definition) Similar to a helper monkey who would assist those who are physically disabled. However, in this case the monkeys purpose is to fetch snacks or beers for those who are too lazy to get up.

Originates from a 2003 garage football party. The name may have died but the fact that said individual referred to as "Snack Monkey" hated the nickname, has ensured that it has remained popular

Hey Snack Monkey - pass me some of those hot wings.

by Barrington Boys July 25, 2004