Mexican Toolbox

Act of masturbating by slamming a toilet lid onto your erect penis.

Dude! I just walked in on Kyle doing the Mexican Toolbox in the bathroom!! It was awesome!

by Cinco de mayo toilet party October 25, 2011

wannabe mexican

Any person of non-Mexican origin who desperately imitates and copies aspects of Mexican culture. This may include watching soccer excessively, eating at primarily Hispanic restaurants, saying words and phrases in Spanish, and only socially interacting with Hispanics. Usually, they have very low self-esteem.

Look at that black kid playing soccer and speaking Spanish. What a wannabe Mexican.

by Robjef622 September 21, 2013

mexican hat

When a girl gives you oral sex while sticking a dildo in her ass.

Wow, some girl gave me a great mexican hat last night!

Then why aren't you wearing it?

You dipshit.

by doomsong123 July 26, 2006

Mexican Sombrero

Someone sits on the unsuspecting victim's head and farts and then masturbates.
This can be more enjoyable for a man rather than a woman due to the jizz explosion which can be aimed at the speed of light

John T - Can i sit on your head?
Lauren - What are you doing to do..
John T - Its a suprise
Lauren - Okay aslong as you are nice

20 MINS LATER

Lauren - You jizzed all over my face and farted on my head and all you can say is ive had better!
John T - YOU BE NO MEXICAN SOMBRERO!!!!!!

by The Dark Side 69 February 4, 2009

mexican makeup

Black markers and vaseline. That's all a mexican girl needs to get ready for the night. shave off them eyebrows, draw them on WAY up high on the forehead so that she looks permanently surprised, draw a black line above the lashes, a black line around the lips, and finish it off with some petroleum jelly for that vato look.

EW look at that nasty ho Janel with her mexican makeup. Why does she always look surprised? She looks like a clown whore.

by hahahahayouidiot October 16, 2008

Mexican Optometrist

To ejaculate onto a woman's glasses.

I really gave Jane the mexican optometrist.

by James Hayes June 11, 2006

mexican blumpkin

A blow job given while the receiver is on the toilet depositing Taco Bell squirts.

Little did Juanita know that I'd made a run for the border prior to what would become a Mexican blumpkin...

by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater November 1, 2006