by Chubby hubby456 May 20, 2018
Get the Matt Barnes mug.A man with the most beautiful blue eyes. But also a man to treat his girlfriend well. He is the kind of guy who will go out all night and include you with his friends and then come back and cuddle you til the sunrise. Matts are family men, one of the boys, and a person you fall in love with. Not to mention bed game is out of this world.
In class: Let’s be friends with that stallion and packing young man Matt.
With his family: Matt, you can always help me with the packing
With his girlfriend: Daddy can you do that position I love.
With his family: Matt, you can always help me with the packing
With his girlfriend: Daddy can you do that position I love.
by Ball sac 101 November 24, 2021
Get the Matt mug.okk so, Matt.
He’s a character from the show, Eddsworld.
He is OBSESSED WITH HIS F A C E
Yeah-
(people ship him with a dead person named edd, the creator of eddsworld
they are friends, dont you dare-)
Oh also he got hit by Tord in the end part 2 because he wanted to press a button.
Poor matt.
And also rip his eyes from seeing the horrible fanfic in Fan Service 2.
That was a unholy fanfic-
He’s a character from the show, Eddsworld.
He is OBSESSED WITH HIS F A C E
Yeah-
(people ship him with a dead person named edd, the creator of eddsworld
they are friends, dont you dare-)
Oh also he got hit by Tord in the end part 2 because he wanted to press a button.
Poor matt.
And also rip his eyes from seeing the horrible fanfic in Fan Service 2.
That was a unholy fanfic-
basically like this,
I like Matt. He’s very obsessed with his face
People ship him with a dead person.
I like Matt. He’s very obsessed with his face
People ship him with a dead person.
by melzy1 June 23, 2021
Get the Matt mug.The Matt Lauer Button is a single action taken that makes a person no longer seem like a creep, but instead a serial killer.
Taken from TV host Matt Lauer who "had a button under his desk that allowed him to lock his door from the inside."
Taken from TV host Matt Lauer who "had a button under his desk that allowed him to lock his door from the inside."
She kept calling me at work after I told her 'no,' but she pressed the Matt Lauer Button when I found her waiting in my locked garage last night.
I thought we had something, and I went Matt Lauer Button with that lifelike doll I made of her.
I thought we had something, and I went Matt Lauer Button with that lifelike doll I made of her.
by RemoteCodeExecution December 1, 2017
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Get the Matt mug.Noun The world’s coolest person. Born in Newfound Land, California. Has 2 master degrees. And is the nicest and funniest person ever!
by CloudyC1 September 16, 2019
Get the Matt King mug.Mattes has the largest penis like the world has never seen it before. he doesn't have to worry about women because they all find him attractive anyway. Mattes is a very nice person he even gives a few women to his friends.
Friends: oh! You see mattes over there, he is really nice and handsome, some people say that he shares his girls with his friends.
by Petermavai November 24, 2021
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