johnnysexual

the act of wanting to gawk gawk and get choked by one and only chicago boi mr. john suh

him: wanna come over tonight to watch netflix and chill?
her: sorry i'm johnnysexual

by leeawooga January 17, 2022

Johnathan Faraday

Johnathan is a ordinary dude that plays soccer. He is adopted and 50% Italian and is a huge fan of women. He also thinks that Steve Parker is the G.O.A.T.

What's a Johnathan Faraday?
- only the best human in the world.

by giorgio_chiellini24 January 18, 2022

Johnny

A Neo-Nazi that goes to your school, and whom you are friends with.

I am friends with Johnny.

by CarCarCar January 20, 2022

Johnny Wiggins

A shitty booty ass nigga and he black asl

Also he’s an STL kid

Indeed word Johnny Wiggins

by Jaylen Hayes January 21, 2022

Johnny

Philly slang for a stolen vehicle.

My and my manz was slidin late night in that Johnny

by SimmyDaGod January 26, 2022

Johnny Treeboy

The baldest and shortest guy ever. He's so short he will drown in the shallow end of a swimming pool. got third place in danse competition

Joe: bro i was in a dance compotition and i got 4th
Mama: who got third?
Joe: johnny treeboy

by shady guy meth January 26, 2022

johnathinacus

A legendary hero with a massive peins blade that can destroy anyone or anything it touches he is also know as the legendary thot slayer "penis man"

We need the help of johnathinacus to destroy that bitch Miranda

by Dark magican January 31, 2022