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by blackguy1177 June 1, 2018
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Playing jew

A game played with two or more friends and some random people.
Aim: to Call out a Jew
How:

1.throw a coin near a bystander without them actually seeing you "drop it"(use a heavy like a quater, the bystander needs to bramble to hear the coin hit the ground. try avoid coins like dimes or nickels)
2. Wait and see if they pick it up
3. If they pick it up yell at them calling them a Jew.
Me and John made a montage of us playing Jew with a bunch of randoms
by Dat_JewishKid December 11, 2015
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Jew Mule

A large breed of human, dressing in ties and nice clothes, similar to the attire of Slender man. They tend to sneak up and scare people without meaning to and is sometimes a real asshole, but every girl that likes anime is somewhat attracted to his physical being. Jew Mules are rather sarcastic, cannot tell jokes, and tries to "serve" people but it always backfires. His name is Latin in origin, derived from the common misconception that he is Jewish and can only do hard manual labor for pay. He likes jokes and often refers to him/herself as an ass though it is an inaccurate reference. He hates country music and therefore you will never find his cousin, the Jew at a hoedown.
JEW MULE (girls come running)
The Jew mule: The ass happy
(girls giggle)
by xXreversedspellssamewayXx February 12, 2013
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Web Jew

People who use the most ungodly combination of coupon codes, promotional codes, rewards programs, frequent shopper rewards, and mail-in rebates to get maximum amounts of free shit.
1: I just bought printer cartridges, through upromise to pay off my student loans, plus got reward points, plus got 20% off and free shipping.
2: Web Jew
by jn45 June 6, 2010
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Jew Putty

Also known as "Mighty Putty"; the cheaper alternative to fixing something to make it last longer rather than breaking down to purchase the item new more expensive replacement.
Comes in a cylinder shape which you then cut, knead, and mold to the broken object. Hardens to concrete strength.
"That guy is so cheap he used Jew Putty to hold the door handle of his car together!"
by Enchanted18 September 9, 2011
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Brush Jew

A very wealthy individual who looks at life and money as a deep water jew would. But has the outer appearance of a brush oakie.
This guy has more money than God, but always uses everyone else's shit and complains about the quality of the equipment he's using. Such a Brush Jew.
by Slough swimmer January 8, 2021
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Jew Kiss

When two people kiss without moving their noses out of the way, resulting in the noses squashing together
Dude! She Jew kissed me, and broke my nose!
by Will I Was Shook Speared May 14, 2020
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