Jelly

A censored version of the term jealous.

Guy 1: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU FUCKING JELLY ABOUT HIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Guy 2: GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! February 18, 2022

Jelly bean and pickle sandwich

A type of sandwich popularised by a guy named Al who lived in a sewer with his hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so he packed up his accordion and had to move, to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree, and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory, and he played on the company bowling team, and every single night he had a strange, recurring dream, where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream, but that's really not important to the story.
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").

"that Al guy really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."

by Billy jean and chickle sandvic December 3, 2024

jellyed

Swinded, screwed over, cheated, lied to, stolen from

I got jellyed on that trade.

by Beerdeity September 21, 2016

Jelly Sandwich

An Amazing couple

They are such a good couple. They must be a Jelly Sandwich.

by Antisocialperson December 21, 2018

Jelly sundae

A jelly sundae is when you and your friends book a night at a motel in Manhattan with a bath tub and proceed to fill the bathtub with smucker’s sugar free blueberry jelly in the bathtub to the brim and then have a 5 7/12 hour long orgy session in the bathtub no matter the gender , religion or race . This can be used as a group punishment.

“Hey jarred you down to have a jelly sundae with the boys later ? I will provide the jelly”
Or
Red team loses to blue team by 3 point , they are given the forfeit of a jelly sundae

by Cocksuckerpaul330 January 2, 2022

Jelly Jammin

The act of smearing Jelly all over one’s shaft and “Jamming” it into someone rear end.

I was Jelly Jammin Erica last night and she got mad cause I used Grape jelly instead of Rasberry.

by Grim DaVinci June 19, 2025

Jelly Belly

A fat unhealthy teen or woman who is jealous of a sexy thin and healthy teen or woman.

Jelly: jealous Belly: big belly

(Like a flag girl jockin a cheerleader)

Cindy:"Why is that fat bitch staring at you like that?"
Elle:"She's fat! She's just a jelly belly!"

by Eve4 May 28, 2022