taint juice

The sweat that comes from one's taint. See also swalls
Damn it, you'd better drink my taint juice!
by The Rust Of Tydes August 01, 2003
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Cum Juice

Free goods offered to sexy ladies who disrupt Mr. Happy
"Uh-huh, Mr. Happy is puking his Cum Juice (ALL OVER YOUR MOM!! AHHHHHHHHH)"
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sock juice

The English translation of the nickname which the French give to corporate brands of coffee such as Starbucks: jus de chaussettes.
Filthy Americans, they only drink the sock juice!
by Bloopy April 09, 2005
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monkey juice

GHB, high proof liquor, antifreeze, or any liquid that gets you crazy-ass drunk.
He done fucked up all night drinking monkey huice on his job!
by Coz August 22, 2003
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Pimp Juice

A 2004 Jeep Wrangler built by the Hip Hop star "Nelly", this vehicle was originally sold on eBay with the money donated to benefit the Jes Us 4 Jackie organization. The organization, which he founded with his sister, Jackie Donahue, encourages African-Americans to participate in bone marrow donor registration programs.

This Jeep is now in Texas being owned by a cool old bald headed white dude named Terry.
That is one fine "Pimp Juice" Jeep
by trodery July 30, 2009
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Juice Loan

A loan that has an extremely high interest rate or "juice".
Usually a loan made by a Mafioso to a better. Therefore the person making the loan (better) has nowhere else to go for the money.
I was in too deep. I had to take a Juice Loan for 20k just to pay up on my losses. I'm dead if I don't pay up by next week, and with the vig I'll owe 25k by then!
by Glove51 June 17, 2010
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crack juice

Ingredients:
-1 half gallon of vodka
-4 cans of lemon concentrate
-16 beers

Mix all these together and let it brew for about 30 minutes and you're ready to go.
-"man lets get a lot of people F'ed up but in a delicious way"
-"alright lets make some crack juice"
by MarcoRambobologna January 18, 2008
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