A pun used by boomers, e.g parents or teachers, when they want to encourage a kid to study while trying to be hip and trendy despite Facebook being an irrelevant website today.
Kid: *is playing a mobile game*
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth
by SonicFanon1 June 02, 2023
A word that typically means nerd. But you can use it as a way to describe someone as annoying as shit. Just imagine the most annoying person you know. That’s a book jockey.
by IDurfedYoMom September 25, 2019
Some random know-it-all bitch who drinks too much tea reads way too many books and is a harry potter addict with some asshole friends who either spam her or bully her, book goddesses are amazing people, definitely find yourself one of em and start dating em ;)
You: man i really need me a book goddess
Friend: same
Book Goddess: *exists*
You: uh, were not friends anymore man, that book goddess be mine
Friend: you little bi-
Friend: same
Book Goddess: *exists*
You: uh, were not friends anymore man, that book goddess be mine
Friend: you little bi-
by spicymangopig November 13, 2019
by Unknownpostman October 07, 2021
by H4ppyF4ce August 04, 2021
the act of using the social networking sight facebook to communicate to other people that are currently in the same residence as you (roomates, relatives, etc.),
Bob: Hey is Kristen going to clean up the kitchen after the rager that we had last night?
Jerry: Yah, she already is.
Bob: How do you know?
Jerry: because we're house-booking!
Jerry: Yah, she already is.
Bob: How do you know?
Jerry: because we're house-booking!
by frigg August 30, 2009
A new name for Facebook, now that it consists mainly of "shared" articles or YouTube clips that are just pasted in, and very little original material.
Originated in a mishearing, my husband said Facebook but I thought he was being witty by referring to it as Pastebook or paste-book, since we had recently noted that most of the material there is just repostings.
by Brubban November 25, 2016