wife ears

When the female in a relationship can't seem to process words coming from the man, especially as it relates to helping with small problems, easy obstacles, or ridiculously obvious.

Man 1: I suggested it would be easier to spend two minutes and drop it off at her friends place than wait for someone who's always late.
Man 2: And?
Man 1: We're still waiting here for her friend to show up and both of us are starving.
Man 2: Dude, I think your girlfriend is getting WIFE EARS......

by Mr B 61 March 9, 2016

dick for ears

When someone has poor taste in music

"She was listening to country, she has dick for ears"

by highonjizz August 2, 2016

Ear bang

To slap someone on the ear or side of head to hard the eardrum burst or pops. E.g. " He ear banged the shit out of paul"

Definition:

" Pay my money today or get ear bang".

by Van wick July 31, 2023

Earring

A thingy you shove in your ear.

Fred: Is that your earring?
Wren: No, I think it's Marisas.

by GAYWHOOREE August 25, 2022

*aggressive bunny ears*

The action or gesture of a person using bunny ears in an aggressive manor to imply that they disagree.

OJ Simpson *aggressive bunny ears* 'didn't' kill his wife...

by Sarcastic&Fantastic101 October 31, 2017

level two earring

A piercing slightly above and behind where an earring would normally go. Usually the second piercing on the same ear lobe.

Oh my God, did you see Kaylee's level two earrings? So cute!

by JcBadd February 16, 2021

Ear wanking

Using an implement (e.g. cotton bud) to penetrate the ear canal repeatedly.

Is Jan cleaning his ear out, he’s been doing it for ages. No, he’s ear wanking

by Morbabe July 15, 2018