The practice of padding out the inside of a condom with wads of toilet paper or Kleenex because the woman's vaj is so stretched out you need a lot of bulk just to touch the sides.
You meeting up with her for secret lunch? Make sure you do the towel in the hood or she’s not going to feel a thing!
by thatsalotofdogs April 4, 2019
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Alien: Idiot, you don’t have green blood.
(Noise like communicating via energetic powers).
Human: What the hell?
Alien: (looking furious at human because human is asking ?)
Human: 😶
Alien: Idiot, you don’t have green blood.
(Noise like communicating via energetic powers).
Human: What the hell?
Alien: (looking furious at human because human is asking ?)
Human: 😶
by MariaGuadalupe August 7, 2019
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by Solid Mantis September 12, 2019
Get the Eastern robin hood mug.Unlike an ABG, a Hood Hunnie has the following characteristics:
1. Likes guys with a doo-rag and street cred.
2. are into hardcore rap music a lot more than EDM.
3. Usually from a lower-class family or at least pretend to be.
4. REAL as it gets, tell it to you straight every day of the week (for reference listen to "Truth Hurts" by Lizzo).
5. Can get down with you, left, right upside down, inside out, whatever you need Mr. Hood.
6. A Real Friend- someone you want to keep around, unlike them Fake Friends (Reference- "Fake Friends" by Joel Adams)
7. Drinks Boba without the Balls.
8. "A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me"
1. Likes guys with a doo-rag and street cred.
2. are into hardcore rap music a lot more than EDM.
3. Usually from a lower-class family or at least pretend to be.
4. REAL as it gets, tell it to you straight every day of the week (for reference listen to "Truth Hurts" by Lizzo).
5. Can get down with you, left, right upside down, inside out, whatever you need Mr. Hood.
6. A Real Friend- someone you want to keep around, unlike them Fake Friends (Reference- "Fake Friends" by Joel Adams)
7. Drinks Boba without the Balls.
8. "A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me"
Oh shoot ,you met that Hood Hunnie last night? Don't tell your ABG girl she might just jelly and not take you to Coachella next year...
by Breal345 September 13, 2019
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by BJ Dailey May 26, 2018
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