Hello Jon

A quote from The Magnus Archives, often referred to as the Rickroll of TMA.

Jon: Statement of Hazel Rutter, regarding a house fire in her childhood home. Statement begins.

Elias: Hello Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself. I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen. Now, shall we turn the page and try again?

by Starmustdie November 25, 2025

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hello34

The most wonderful person of them all, our glorious king hello34, papi of realirist.

hello34 is beautiful

by Realirist November 30, 2025

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Hello Bernie Sanders

I'm not Elon Musk. Saying that I was Anti-Elon was not me claiming to be Ree-lon's alternative persona but, rather, a joke about being broke and doing nothing. But that was before I published my theory of artificial intelligence!

Hym "Hello Bernie Sanders. I saw you on the Majority Report! You see, they prerecord all of their interviews with politicians so I can't speak with them directly about how I'm being unlawfully surveilled because you, as a government employee, are legally obligated to report unlawful activity if you are aware of that it's occurring. Additionally, I am being harassed in the workplace in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and have been for the last 15 years. So... Additionally, I DESIGNED the very artificial intelligence you are talking about I the dissertation I mentioned and I have a copyright on that. Them building it wrong is not NOT violating my copyright but, rather, not doing a very good job. What are YOU doing about THAT? Because I was both working 80 hours a week every other week working with the mentally disabled and then I was fired for 'not reporting retard sex' and then was jobless between then and now on 2 separate occasions. So I am the poor people you purport to care about and I'm being screwed out of what is rightfully mine by the oligarchs you CLAIM to be against but are actively helping get away with not paying me. Soooo... What about that? Because you're not talking about it. I know AOC read some of what I wrote on wherever she was when she did that. So I know you're aware of the fact that all of that is happening... What are you going to do about that because 'nothing' isn't the right answer."

by Hym Iam December 19, 2025

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Hello Skiddy

You're at a slumber party rocking your favourite Hello Kitty pyjamas, you've drunk a little too much and you accidentally poo your pants.

Max was making out, but had to cut the engagement short because he'd done a Hello Skiddy.

by c76mb December 28, 2025

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wah-hello

overly attractive person leading to head turning and DAYMMM!!! someone you just cant keep eyes off of !!

person one:wah-helloo (hot guy walks past)
person two: hell yes wah-helloo DAYMM!!
Person three: if you chop off his head LOL

by nilla&& nicca. December 15, 2009

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chicken hello

Any meal comprised of chicken as a main ingredient, with several other ingredients thrown together to make a meal. This usually occurs when one is cleaning out their refrigerator.

Husband: Honey, what's for dinner?
Wife: I was cleaning out the fridge and I found some chicken in there. I threw it in the crockpot for a few hours with some other leftovers
Husband: So what the hell is for dinner?
Wife: Chicken! HELLO?!?!

And that's when "chicken hello" was born.

by Big Country_75 December 19, 2013

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