Golden bat

The bat your wife keeps deep in the back of the closet,when you come back home after being caught cheating,she will take it out from time to time and beat you with it,this life of bat is intefinate

A magical bat you wife takes out at any time to beat you over past actions, Hence the golden bat

by the man who gets the bat March 17, 2014

Golden necklace

In sex, it's like a pearl necklace, but with pee, instead of semen.

I gave her a fine golden necklace last night.

by MastaBaba March 29, 2015

Golden seed

Goldman's seed he plants in his victims wombs. Ex. Niorina.

Niorina: omg goldman just planted his golden seed in mah WOMB! NOW IM GONNA HAVE A PLANTY ASS CRIPPLED ASS BABY

by Nior's Sister FAITH July 12, 2018

Golden Ass

Golden Ass is the name of the punishment that can be applied to any football game played at a park. Whoever loses must pull his underwear down and bending over, he tucks his balls through his legs in the line of sight of the winners who proceed to kick the football as hard as they can at the exposed Crown Jewels of the loser.

‘Golden Ass,’ however, is where the loser pulls his underwear down and bending over, he tucks his balls through his legs in the line of sight of the kick takers.

- Man I’ve never seen someone react like that to losing a game of Golden Ass! What a fucking pussy bro!

- Watch and learn boys I’m gonna burst this pussy’s balls by help me God.

- Please fellas are you sure this isn’t gonna hurt?

- Shut up you miserable piece of shit, say good bye to your balls bitch! The sun shines high on this beautiful ball bursting day. Let’s hope they’re as golden inside as people say they are!

by Officer Party Hard July 13, 2019

Golden Ticket

When a woman gets pregnant by a rich baby daddy, who wants to marry her. She never has to work again. The baby is the Golden Ticket to retirement.

Phoebe got knocked up by Mr Big, and he brought her a t-shirt that says Golden Ticket with an arrow pointing to her stomach, as a joke to his Wall Street friends

by Anamar March 31, 2017

Golden Grenade

1. A sexual reference for when you fuck a girl, cum, or don't, keep fucking- until the point at which you urinate inside of the condom. The condom then explodes inside of her and you pray to God she is too traumatized to tell anyone otherwise your life is over with.

2. Pissing in a water balloon and hitting someone with it.

I was so piss drunk I let a golden grenade go off while I was fucking Megan in my car last night. I had to block her number after that.

Alright boys, we got 150 water balloons, but that might not do it, so I got a whole barrel of golden grenades ready in case you need back up.

by bzamarron12 May 9, 2017

golden chick

The best god damn chicken on this earth. Chick-fil-a ain't even close and nobody fuckin with that kfc anymore. Golden chick is love, golden chick is diabetes.

Golden chick is next level compared to gods cum.

by MelodicDIck March 1, 2017