fruitcake martini

What goes down in the shower when one dude hits another dude with a wet towel.

Bro, that fruitcake martini is gonna leave a welt.

by Danethan Rothbert December 8, 2007

fruit truck

An overweight homosexual male of ethnic persuasion.

Did you see that fruit truck at the churro stand?

by FireflyKid September 13, 2009

fruit uzy

The resulting discharge upon standing up after one homosexual ejaculates in another's ass... The fruit is oozing

Elton John splurged a fruit uzy right before he left Ricky Martin's hotel.

by Nawlij-Base June 18, 2010

Fruitcake

Generally a fag (gay), always rejected by society; fun thing to call people in order to offend them

Look at that bitch, walking around like a fucking fruitcake.

by Weebstar's Dicktionairy December 11, 2016

Fruit salad

Having consumed a large amount of alcohol both eyes begin to close and flicker as if you have bitten into a lemon(one eye generally more than the other). While the lemon is almost universally excluded from fruit salads, this doesn't seem to have hampered the popularity of the phrase.

'He was so pissed he went full fruit salad'
'Did you see the fruit salad on him in those pictures'
'That girl went more fruit salad than a healthy lunchbox'

by The Willy Monster March 10, 2017

Fruit Cup

Fruit Cup is a lazy transgender cunt bitch. If your a male you always have a cock up your ass.

Your a fruit cup

by Patrick Brosky July 28, 2017

Fruit Girl

A girl who really enjoys eating fruit. Fruit takes her to another dimension that's why she always zone out. and that's on periodt. and that's on bananas. and that's on pineapple. and that's on watermelon with chamoy. Shes the type of person that doesn't like other peoples banana peels on her plate.

"You can call me The Fruit Girl!"

by baddie124 January 30, 2020