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Fruit salad

Having consumed a large amount of alcohol both eyes begin to close and flicker as if you have bitten into a lemon(one eye generally more than the other). While the lemon is almost universally excluded from fruit salads, this doesn't seem to have hampered the popularity of the phrase.
'He was so pissed he went full fruit salad'
'Did you see the fruit salad on him in those pictures'
'That girl went more fruit salad than a healthy lunchbox'
by The Willy Monster March 10, 2017
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Fruit Cup

Fruit Cup is a lazy transgender cunt bitch. If your a male you always have a cock up your ass.
by Patrick Brosky July 28, 2017
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Fruit Girl

A girl who really enjoys eating fruit. Fruit takes her to another dimension that's why she always zone out. and that's on periodt. and that's on bananas. and that's on pineapple. and that's on watermelon with chamoy. Shes the type of person that doesn't like other peoples banana peels on her plate.
by baddie124 January 30, 2020
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Fruit roll up

Someone who is so crazy but thinks they are normal.

The person just has so many issues rolled into one there's no point in trying to understand it.

There's just no hope and you just accept it and move on.
Person 1: i am so glad we got out of there. What's that crack head's problem.
Person 2: idk he's a fruit roll up.
by DayZzz October 27, 2020
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Salty fruit salad

During sexual intercouse when a person takes a fruit (usually oranges), cums on/in it than squeezes it into partners mouth.
During erotic sex I grabbed an orange and made Ally a salty fruit salad
by Dan Tomasello April 4, 2009
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Hartley Fruit

A particular individual whom partakes in a number of homo-sexual acts.

Hartley- Respresents the amount of affection and love he put into these acts.
Fruit- Respresents the lack of fear to use inaimate objects during these acts. (Occasionally breaks limbs of other individuals, including his own parents)

Ocasionally hartley and fruit can be seperated to have each individual meaning. If someone or an object is refered to as a hartley, they show extreme idiotic behaviour. Of which anyone who was relatively normal would find extremely annoying to the point of physical violence.
Person1: OH MY GOSH, SHUT UP! YOU'RE A COMPLETE HARTLEY!

Person1: Hey? Are you a hartley fruit?
Person2: Yeah! along as you're not a complete Hartley!

Person1: Hey whats your name?
Person2: Matthew?
Person1: YOU'RE HARTLEY
by Wardy949 June 16, 2011
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asian fruit salad

When a group of homosexual Asian men bear hug eachother in a bathroom
Kim Jong Un loves to have an Asian Fruit Salad with his big muscular Asian missiles.
by We Iz Police February 23, 2014
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