fake jayson

Mango seller who can't spell his name

Fake Jayson got no mango

by Fake jAy November 30, 2019

fake death

when somebody pretends to die but they’re still alive

Jack: juicewrld is dead did you hear?
Darius: haha no it was a fake death. he’s still alive!

by psycho_man December 10, 2019

fake fob

Its when a actually Mixeds islander or polynesian tried to act full fob

Me : G how was the fish n chips

Friend : stop acting fob your only mixeds you fake fob

by Likki my balls October 31, 2019

Fake Uncle Chris

Josh gates but not

Josh: Wassup
Me: You look like my uncle
Fake Uncle Chris: Ok

by DefinitelyNotAPrayingMantis November 1, 2019

fake friend

They often criticize you for what you can’t control, make rude comments, say hurtful things, only make time for themselves, only call or text you on their own agenda, when you say something important they reply with a single word or oh, they don’t understand what they’re doing is wrong, tell you about something they dislike or someone then go and hang out and love them the next.

“____ is such a fake friend.”

by no beetle jucie November 7, 2019

fake friend

Someone who only needs you when they want you, make excuses to go watch youtube or do something else, criticize you without noticing, hate someone one minute and talk to them with you then love them the next, are never there for you, when you tell them something important they brush it off or say something like kay or oh.

“_____ is such a fake friend”

by no beetle jucie November 7, 2019

Fake

someone who has no real qualities. their eyelashes are fake, nails are fake, hair is fake, and many other things. they are also fake to their friends and anyone around them and mostly just think about their selves rather than anyone else.

“oh look its sydney! shes so gross and looks so unnatural” -boy #1
“thats because shes fake. you have got to stay away from those, they’ll fool you” -boy #2

by anonrighthere December 24, 2019