This basically means that your best friend is fucking the living shit out of your Ex. But hey, ask him how your dick taste.
by Binferg August 01, 2017
by Alec R. March 25, 2016
A show where people talk behind closed doors because if a contestant could actually open the doors and look behind them, they wouldn't be sharks, they would just be funny looking people like the ones that lived next door or down the street from you as a kid.
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
A show where the contestants don't leave their egos at the door, they leave them behind the door in a dark place where nobody can see or get to them.
Shark Tank isn't full of water or sharks, just a bunch of obnoxious and funny looking people like some of the ones you grew up with.
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
A literal shark tank, in the second James Bond book that Ian Fleming wrote -- "Live and Let Die", published in 1954. (I don't know if it's in the movie, which I never saw, but I know it's quite different from the book.)
by Jonas_S August 30, 2020
by Glow Poet February 12, 2025
The sight of only a cat’s tail sticking up, usually with the view of its body blocked by a coffee table, as it moves across the carpet. The sight of only the tale moving is similar to a shark, but this shark is about to crush some cat nip.
Fucking carpet shark! That damn cat’s tale scared the shit out of me. Oh, sorry Whiskers, I wasn’t yelling at you, here’s some tuna.
by Silverslash January 19, 2019