California Snowball Fight

A California snowball fight arises when hobos take turns throwing hand-formed balls of fresh-squeezed, or old feces at each other, unsuspecting bystanders, pets, indiginous wildlife, and pretty much anything within throwing range. There are no victors in this game, only very smelly and very pissed off victims.

It is such a common occurrence that the State once considered sanctioning a legitimate sports league for it, but during the testing phase, a new and rampant strain of hepatitis -now called hepatitis Q- broke out, and everyone's TVs were also stolen.

Oh man, I got caught in the crossfire of a California snowball fight, and now I have the worst case of pink-eye EVER! Where the hell is my TV!!!

by Unicorn Squeezins November 27, 2021

Ruler fight day

November 30th is ruler fight day where you can offer a duel to any person with a ruler

'As of Ruler fight day and By the act of the 30th you shall be ruler dueled

by Anon-182836437 November 30, 2021

Savage Fight kid

Massive nonce and could easily get murked by a Toddler

person 1: "Is that Savage Fight Kid?"
person 2: "Yeah, I wouldn't approach him, he's a weirdo"

by CDpunkplays123 December 2, 2021

Serbian Snake Fight

When two men with extremely long penises tie the two lengthy “snakes” together and proceed to watch porn. The first man to get hard and successfully break the other man’s penis is the winner.

e.g Holy shit man, last night I saw a Serbian Snake Fight and it was wild!

by macca1251 July 18, 2022

Snorkel fight

When your bro is on your shoulders for a game of chicken and he suddenly spins to the front of you and you begin breathing through his flesh snorkel

That game of chicken got really intence my buddy got so into it he spun around and turned it into a snorkel fight

by Le Stefan July 24, 2022

Dog fight

when two people attack eachother's feet with their own feet.

"woah dude look at that dog fight!"

"that's just footsie bro"

by slay.xyr July 24, 2022

Street-Fighting Man

1. (n.) A person who tends to participate in public protests often.

Dave: Did you hear about the protest over the new law?
Bill: Yeah, do you think Jim is going to participate in it?
Dave: Are you kidding? That street-fighting man will join nearly any protest!

by Fireball734 July 28, 2022