failcessful

When you are too good at what you do and you constantly fail by being too successful.

When you point out things to your management team that could save the company loads of time and money but they ignore you because they know it would invalidate them as management for not thinking of it.

"John would be a great member of the team if he wasn't so failcessful"

When you modify a system to make it more efficient but end up getting an entire department fired because your automation made their jobs necessary. Also managing to get you blacklisted for any consideration of promotion

"Roy was on the way to a promotion but that last automation made him a true failcess"

You make a car so fast that no one believes you can drive a lap "that fast" so you are disqualified based on the idea that you can't be that fast.

"Reginald would have been the top contender but instead he was too failcessful"

by TheMightyElk January 26, 2023

Fail-safe

1. Incorporating a feature to a product, when a malfunction occurs, capable of returning to a working state automatically.
2. Guaranteed to work, reliable.

"We've made it fail-safe by adding a extra NiCad battery incase the main battery fails."
"This recipe is fail-safe, anyone could do it."

by sigridda April 30, 2023

Faifer

Someone who meows constantly and acts like a cat 24/7. You can sometimes observe a faifer walking around on all 4s trying to speak to a cat by meowing.

Person 1: mrau purrr purrrr miau :3
Person 2: You're such a faifer dude
Person 1: :E

by ThakinVunc June 6, 2023

fable

A stable in a place where a farm should be.
synonym: MbL's farm in game 5 of KotD5

My base is being pushed. I need to place a fable to produce more cav.

by asdple June 14, 2023

fable

A stable in a place where a farm should be.

synonym: MbL's stable in game 5 of KotD5 semi-finals.

My base is being pushed hard. I need to place a fable to make more cav.

by asdple June 14, 2023

Fail repeatedly

OR indebt yourself to the ALREADY successful.

Idiot "You didn't fail repeatedly or indebt yourself to the already successful so you didn't really do ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️"

Hym "Goooooooooooo fuck yourself! Your success is arbitrary and you aren't better than anyone."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

Faike

When it's definately AI but it's being used for deceptive purposes by people attempting to pass it off as real.

That picture of you on the moon having cocktails with a giraffe is soooo faike

by Lux August 13, 2024