EVAN

Evan is a stupid face and likes to make everyone around him feel terrible, even his mother.
If you met an evan please seek therapy.

Evan kinda sucks bruh

by kingkud4455789 January 7, 2024

evan xue

Bro this guy's forehead is giant. In the summer the sun will shine off his forehead and blind you. He is such a bombaclat no balls kid.

bro evan xue has no friends

by chonkis January 11, 2024

Evan

Evan's sometimes to most times have big clocks. People are even suprised how it looks as big as a sausage but thick and longer.

Person 1: Evan is so nice and sweet, HE'S LITERALLY PERFECT.. and his penis is huge...

by Pp master :P January 22, 2024

Evan Aiken

A 7th grader at Charles S. Rushe Middle School, located in Land O' Lakes, Florida.

" Hey we should go hang out with Evan Aiken later!"

by BBCLOVER69420UWU February 1, 2024

evan shakov

A sigma who is insane at fortnite. The superhero and main character with a sidekick, Brody DuBeck. Lives on a ranch with a big pool.

Wow! Is that the beautiful sigma chode monster, Evan Shakov!!

by chodehero111 February 2, 2024

Evangelleen

The most beautiful wonderful human being on earth. She’s an amazing singer and artist, in touch with herself, and has amazing vibes. She’s cute and energetic and is always there to listen.

Evangelleen is an amazing friend and human being!

by Faerie,evie February 11, 2024

evan chong

evan chong describes a chihuahua that is shaking so much cuz it’s so small and can’t do anything else but that. it’s very cute tho. so you can only use it if it’s a cute chihuahua that’s shaking HAHAHAHA

wow i love your evan chong

by sh3kby February 11, 2024