Duck Dynasty

A polygamist commune of gay married homosexual men living as a family unit. Know for their frequent gay orgies at which the grunting sounds of numerous men amid various angry sex acts can sound like a flock of angry ducks.

1. Person 1: Have you seen Joe recently? Person 2: Didn't you hear? He married into that duck dynasty out in the desert.

2. The group of apes grunting in unison sounded like a duck dynasty.

by InnocentBystander69 May 8, 2014

duck ass

someone who does or says something so stupid that they deserve a kick in the ass. derived from the way ducks hold their tail feathers up in the air, exposing their asses

dude: rich just bet that guy $300 he could finish the entire fifth of 151.
bro: da fuck?
dude: dunno.
bro: rich is a duck ass. he's gonna lose the money and be passed the fuck out.

by explainer February 14, 2004

Duck Dynasty (Duck Dy-Nasty)

When you ass is so tight and you fart, it sounds like a duck call.

Duck Dynasty (Duck Dy-Nasty) I am so stressed out, I had a full day of duck dynasty

by BradLaw July 16, 2015

Love duck

A term losers use to describe their gf/bf. Not used by many ppl, (mostly because, well face it! What's a love DUCK supposed to mean??

A flower for you, merry Christmas my love duck!! 8-B
oh Alex! Gives him a big fat hug absorbing him into her fatne-uhhh i mean....extra..

by Brit1228 December 24, 2009

butt duck

stinky farts that sound like ducks coming out your ass

alyssa has a butt duck.

by Corinne_creep December 17, 2008

Fuck duck

Carl

"Man, that Carl is fuck duck."

by Anonymous February 28, 2003

duck call

A very noisy, prolonged fart. It produces an artificial quacking noise similar to a hunter's duck call.

Such farts are produced by expelling a tremendous amount of gas quickly. They are uncomfortable, and do not attract ducks.

Damn! That duck call sounded like it blew your ass out!

by Tuftskins May 1, 2009