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angry dragon

When a girl is giving you head and after you cum in her mouth, and she is about to swallow, you hit her in the back of the head or in the throat. This will result in her shooting the cum out her nose resembling an angry dragon shooting fire.
"After this bobber sholbed my nob, i blew a fat load in her mouth and when she was about to swallow, I gave her an angry dragon."
by MOBBER June 1, 2009
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Dragon syndrome

Collecting a lot of books/movies/funny pictures or other resources that you never plan to use/view/open again.

Typically people with dragon syndrome have thousands of ebooks on their drives which they never intend to read. It may make them feel superior.
A: Oh man, could you borrow me your external HDD? I need to move some very important files.
B: Sorry man, my drive is totally full. I have there all those movies...
A: But you have seen those already, it's not like you are going to watch them ever again!
B: Yeah but I need them!
A: Clearly you have a dragon syndrome.
by visgean January 7, 2015
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Penis dragon

When u drag you long, hairy, penis across some niggas face
Damn that nigga just penis dragoned me breh.
by Jeffery homes November 17, 2017
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deaf dragon

When the man cums in the girl's ear and the cum stays there for weeks becoming one with her ears and fertilising with the pinna and becoming a solid block, preventing the ear drums to vibrate.
"She asked me to cum in her ears and now she's a deaf dragon, never again."
by Overhauled_Kai October 1, 2021
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Punching the Dragon

Slang for male masturbation. The rigorous, reciprocating motion of your hand comprises the "punching," while the "dragon" is your penis. Presumably originated from the fact that ejaculation can rather resemble fire being breathed by a dragon, if you have sufficient technique, anatomical predisposition, and you eat enough BWW Wild sauce beforehand for color and sensation.
G-Money: "Whoa! That new waitress is hot. On an unrelated note, you boys will have to excuse me while I go to the restroom."

B-Ryan: "He's totally in there punching the dragon."
by Benny Dawg January 16, 2011
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Imagine Dragons

If you want my opinion on the band Imagine Dragons, they're shite and I don't know why people even listen to them.
by UltimateDoge October 25, 2022
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Dragon Circle

A group of small Asian men dress up as ninjas and dragons. They wait in an alley jerking off, and then when they are about to cum, they find an even smaller Asian woman, circle around her and then cum on her.
Jack: "*Generic Asian Name* Was at the dragon circle last night."
Mark: "Yeah, I heard about it on the news."
by Weeaboo Mark September 22, 2016
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