Dumbass guy who thinks his girlfriend needs to wrapped in his arms the whole time in the front row of show and gets pissed if someone in the crowd hurts her.
Guy1:
"That concert douche wants pussy so bad"
Guy2:
"this crowd is nuts what the fuck is he thinking?"
Guy1:
He's thinking he wants his girl in the hospital bleeding from the face.
Guy2:
No shit? Concert Douche!
"That concert douche wants pussy so bad"
Guy2:
"this crowd is nuts what the fuck is he thinking?"
Guy1:
He's thinking he wants his girl in the hospital bleeding from the face.
Guy2:
No shit? Concert Douche!
by WhyDoYouStare? December 21, 2008
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by scottnicholas October 10, 2006
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Someone who pretends to be a player by constantly bragging about all the girls they bang and cheat on, and constantly talk about how they're drunk 24/7 because they think it's cool, as well as pretend to do drugs. All this is done to impress their only friends: forum posters.
Someone who pretends to be a player by constantly bragging about all the girls they bang and cheat on, and constantly talk about how they're drunk 24/7 because they think it's cool, as well as pretend to do drugs. All this is done to impress their only friends: forum posters.
Super Douche - "Perhaps if you had half a brain cell you'd be competent enough to comprehend the situation, but as it stands you lack the intelligence to properly screw in a lightbalb."
Super Douche - "lol i missed that thread because i was out all night banging chicks and drinking shots, ive got a serious hangover right now, but the drugs probably didnt help"
Super Douche - "lol i missed that thread because i was out all night banging chicks and drinking shots, ive got a serious hangover right now, but the drugs probably didnt help"
by Dinobot June 8, 2009
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by VA1N June 27, 2010
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