double gummer

A double blowjob given to a lucky guy by two women who have false teeth but remove them so that they can really go down on the cock. The removal of the prosthetic teeth allows the man to really pound the two mouths without worry of grazing or toaster head.

Two old men at the retirement home.

Bob: Did you have fun at rec class last night?

Josh: I skipped rec and got a double gummer from Laura and her mom while the nurses weren't looking.

Bob: Damn, those two are definitely a DAMILF!

by fastcache October 9, 2011

Double Awesome

Is another way to say epic when the word epic has been over used, or in short has lost its epicness. Also another way jsut to say somthing is more than just plain awesome for the heck of it. Or the 1984's way of saying epic...

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Example1:

Random person #1: Dude that movie is epic

Random person #2: Yeah its a pretty epic movie
Random person #3: Naw its just double awesome

Example 2:
Random person 1: dude that was awesome
Random person 2: No dude that was double awesome

by Aria112 January 2, 2012

Double Captain

Pouring a bowl of Captain Crunch cereal, and instead of milk, you pour Captain Morgan to create a true breakfast of champions.

Me and my friend totally went double captain this morning.

by D.Asian January 26, 2012

double handy J

when two guys sit on either side of a girl and both get a handjob at the same time.

me and my friend got a double handy j on top of the roof from a ginger while watching some fireworks. bitch has good hands, even though i only felt the right.

by brotothemax July 4, 2012

Double Micromanagement

When your boss and your boss's boss both are overmanaging the same issue.

Boss's boss: "Send me the monthly report right away"
...shortly after that...
Boss: "Send me the monthly report right away"
Previously-happy-go-lucky employee: "assholes. Stop that double micromanagement"

by happy-go-lucky employee March 18, 2013

Double Tarting

When you eat both Pop Tarts at the same time, one on top of the other. Usually done to save time.

John: "Are you double tarting it right now?"
Mary: "Yeah, man, I like to eat quick."

by J$wag May 9, 2013

Double inverted red eye( double inverted moon)

Two people back to back linking their arms together, one person then bends forward until parralel to the ground. Second person lays on that persons back lifting their legs straight up forming a straight line with the persons legs you're lying on. If you have no clothes on then you would be performing the double inverted red eye.

A two person ass flash also known as a double inverted red eye( double inverted moon)

by Dick n' omo May 12, 2013