A derogatory term for a little shithead. Usually followed up by some Joe six pack hurtling a half empty beer bottle at them. Similar to the terms Fucklet and Rapelet
Doug: *working on his 1969 Pontiac GTO*
Little Shit: "Your car sucks"
DOUG: "STFU YOU LITTLE CROTCH ROCKET" *Chucks a half empty beer bottle at the little shit*
Little Shit: "Your car sucks"
DOUG: "STFU YOU LITTLE CROTCH ROCKET" *Chucks a half empty beer bottle at the little shit*
by Dan's Z71 August 23, 2020
Get the Crotch Rocketmug. by Fiona Red November 12, 2025
Get the Crotch potmug. by Crotch rocket May 20, 2022
Get the Crotch rocketmug. The act of banging a girl doggie style while eating a bowl of ice cream. The placing the cold bowl on her lower back. Causing her sky rocket of your dick
by DirtySanchezandhiscousinPedro June 26, 2021
Get the Country vanilla crotch rocketmug. When you are on your boyfriend's back in a lake and he farts all gross like and it goes straight up in your vagina and causes BV or worse.
So, we were banging and she was all "OMG is that your feet?"
He said, "Nah, yiu got camp crotch from my shit bubble."
He said, "Nah, yiu got camp crotch from my shit bubble."
by Bitchtitties December 17, 2020
Get the Camp Crotchmug. One who enjoys casually devouring pussy with no consideration for their satisfaction, only enough to satisfy they're own cravings.
Dude, my buddy loves to hook up with random women and eat their pussy, but he never cares to finish them off, he just likes to sample.....he's a total free range crotch grazer.
by Tittsmcgee April 12, 2022
Get the free range crotch grazermug. When your pants and underwear somehow become positioned in such a way - possibly while working, walking, or running around - that there is no way to fix the situation except to go to the restroom, drop everything, and start over.
My boxers got all twisted and were pinching my junk. I had to go to the bathroom and do a crotch reset.
by Jeehar June 10, 2014
Get the Crotch Resetmug.