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Crotch Holocaust

I jerked off and blew my load into onto a lit candle last night, it was a real crotch holocaust.
by Corey The Hole June 1, 2024
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Charcoal crotch

Any person with brown pubes.
If I'm a firecrotch, you're a charcoal crotch.
by Stupenzos October 6, 2013
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She Got Crotch

Damn that girl Tina, she got crotch.
by I Got Bitches March 20, 2019
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horse crotch

when one nibbles on a singular vaginal lip until it is frail and almost out of sight
Dee gave Audrey horse crotch after practice!
by unknown600000 July 1, 2024
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Biker’s crotch

When you’re riding a bike, or even sit down for a while and your ass and taint hurts like crazy
Jay: Dude my fucking ass is killing me!
Xavier: My man you got a mean biker’s crotch
by Goldfish26 September 1, 2020
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jumpy crotch

When a hoe leapfrogs from one man to the next and being promiscuous and shit.
Dude 1: Damn, she being a jumpy crotch hoe fooling around with every man in town.

Dude 2: Hey, that's my wife!

Dude 1: Sorry, man, you done got cucked. I even got my share off her.
by Fly Felix February 18, 2022
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Crotch Fu Manchu

Pubic hair that sticks out the side crotch of underwear.
Bruh, your crotch fu manchu is out of control. Use a shaver or Nair!!
by Jlewd August 28, 2019
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