Canadian head day 

You must give someone head on November 2nd 2022

Bro u gonna give head tomorrow? It’s Canadian head day!

Canadian head day by JimothyCricketTheThird October 31, 2022

Canadian Chanel 

A long sleeved shirt made from a soft woven fabric known as flannel, showcasing various plaid or checker patterns.

Also known as Flanell.

Brought to you by that Ukrainian guy Semion.

The dad at his sons hockey game was rocking that Canadian Chanel eh?

Canadian Chanel by That.dont.Impreza.me.much November 10, 2022

Canadian English 

American English written using British spelling and including some token franglais.

Is Canadian English closer to British or American? No. And oui.

Canadian English by enridr November 15, 2022

Canadian Lumba Ratus 

The Canadian Lumba Ratus is a slang word in the east of Canada regarding a hill billy who has a disliking to showers and the washing of clothing. They’re people who are unclean and known for rudeness.

Ryan: I’m a grown man and I have the rights to not shower or wash my clothing. I don’t need anyone else’s opinions!

Jax: Alright you Canadian Lumba Ratus…

Canadian Lumba Ratus by The Amazing Brooke November 20, 2022

Canadian Shooting Range 

When you shoot a 1000 yard round in your living room despite continued advice not to because you’re a drunk retard.

Did you guys hear about the guy that used the Canadian shooting range to test his new gun and shot through the wall killing the family dog?

Canadian Shooting Range by bmf85 December 6, 2022

Canadian intermission

Taking a break midway through sexual intercourse, in order to go eat poutine, and resuming

My girlfriend & I took a Canadian intermission last night. There's a new restaurant that's opened nearby, and their poutine is heavenly.

Canadian intermission by EaterOfTheEggs December 15, 2022

Canadian Jerk 

when you beat your meat in a public setting

“Did you hear about John doing the canadian jerk in the bathroom?”

Canadian Jerk by Beepfofnejd December 18, 2022