Brown Nosed

Where a female first takes a shit before sex and doesn't wipe (most likely will be used as a joke). If the female is then being eaten out while she is on her hands and knees, the male's nose will be covered in the woman's un-wipped shit.

Man: So, my wife brown nosed me the other day.

Man's Friend: Really? How'd it go?

Man: It SUCKED!! I don't know what possessed her to do that! It was disgusting!

(Man's friend laughs as he nonchalantly texts everyone he know's about it)

by Romayuri March 14, 2010

Brown Suprise

when sucking of a females butt hole ...and SUPRISE a big brown poop layed nestled in your mouth

Susie was sucking alex's Butt hole and all the sudden she was nurturing a brown suprise!

by DSC Baby August 28, 2007

brown babies

brown babies is a slang word for poop. This term was made famous by jakeandamir.com and collegehumor.com.

Hey, be right back. I'm going to go make some brown babies in the pool.

by Ingrid_Bloom May 20, 2008

Encyclopedia brown

Verb, to discover or detect. To get to the bottom of a situation.

I thought I lost my wallet, but once I Encyclopedia Browned dat shiznit, I remembered it was in my back pocket all along!

by Matt Dorter April 15, 2008

Brown card

You still have your brown card if you are an anal sex virgin.
To take someones brown card you are the first person to have anal sex with them. See v card.

Last night I took that girls brown card.

by pink6789 February 1, 2009

brown bath

Something that makes a golden shower look like child's play. Not to be confused with the Iraqi Baathist party.

If my project manager doesn't cut me some slack, I'm gonna give her a brown bath! That moleyak! Cordejo.

by Mole E. Yak & Leonel March 31, 2004

brown trombone

This is when you are standing up and a girl is eating your asshole out and jacking you off at the same time.

Me and Suzy skipped band practice and went behind a bush where she gave me a brown trombone.

by GG January 25, 2004