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Bed bugs

Adjective

-A level of repulsive that can only be compared to a filthy little critter that destroys homes and ruins lives .

-Ratchet to an infinite degree.
-To look, smell, act or exist in an out of pocket manner

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This bar is bed bugs AF!
Girl Bai! He's bed bugs!
Don't go down that street , it's bed bugs over there.

I'll go If you really want to.. but it's kinda bed bugs.
by Tee$$$$ November 5, 2023
mugGet the Bed bugsmug.

bed and tub

The cheerful nihilism of blasting Nevermind from CD in standstill traffic in the BQE.
Making up fake slack channels to cause consternation among your peers if they ever find them is a very bed and tub experience.
by tehkgb April 2, 2019
mugGet the bed and tubmug.

bed shed

The action of progressively taking off more and more clothes while in bed due to sweatiness or general discomfort (I'm looking at you socks) until one is usually down to their underwear. Tends to be more awkward at sleepovers.
Dad: "Hey Jimmy, bring up all your laundry before you go to bed"
Jimmy: "I'm gonna end up bed shedding anyways, so I'll just bring it up in the morning"
by JimmyMahfety711 June 3, 2021
mugGet the bed shedmug.

BED-HANGZS

Hangin out wit you bitches in the hotel room watching wheel of fortune and family feud at night going to bed at 7pm getting your feels not hurt
We want Arrin and Nathan over tonite for BED-HANGZS
by Alleyoop42 March 7, 2018
mugGet the BED-HANGZSmug.

Elon Pooped The Bed

He did it! I know it! Go to Spain and ask Amber Heard!
Hym "Elon Pooped The Bed! I know he did it!"
by Hym Iam June 5, 2025
mugGet the Elon Pooped The Bedmug.

sheeting on the bed.

poopin on da bed, specifically one with a white sheet.
William: watchya doin?

Bob: oh nofing, just sheeting on the bed.

William: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! stop it right now or i'll slap ur butt off!
mugGet the sheeting on the bed.mug.

bed darts

When a guy is masturbating and tries to hit himself with the ejaculate.
I got a double bull's-eye in bed darts.
by Dart Master July 1, 2011
mugGet the bed dartsmug.

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