cambodian beard

When a girl is sucking your dick, and just before you cum, you jam her head down on your cock and shit, then it flows onto her chin and she has a Cambodian beard.

Cambodian beard. Shitty job.

by JoeblowLids April 19, 2018

vomit beard

When you vomit so much that it covers the outside of your mouth and looks like a beard.

Eric: "Dude, I got so drunk last night!"
Paul: "Yeah, I saw pictures on Facebook. You even had a vomit beard."
Eric: "What?!"

by Goonie Jenkins January 30, 2014

Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin

This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.

"Babe you want a Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin with my brother?"

"Yes!"

by SkibidiLomas May 1, 2024

Beard Madness

A short-lived surge of itch, prickling, and irritability that hits about 24–48 hours after a close shave, as stiff regrowing stubble and freshly sensitized skin team up to drive you into a slight frenzy. Typically lasts 1–4 days.

“Day-two Beard Madness has me wanting to claw my face off.”

by TwistedBobbay August 29, 2025

The Bearded Chin Wonder

A fury man-ape with a beard that connects to his ponytail to form a lions mane. He is known to hide shatter covered blunts in his hair to avoid detection while sneaking into concerts.

Oooohh shit its Ilian the motha fucking Bearded Chin Wonder!!!

Loc-"Who's bringing the beers?"
Me-"The Bearded Chin Wonder"

by Ebonizzle September 29, 2017

release beard

A beard specifically grown in preparation for getting difficult/large-scale software features live.

I've been growing this release beard in preparation for our big 1.1 release next week. I'll shave it afterward.

by E money D December 21, 2017

White Beard

This term is used for people who have spent 9 years or more on the internet, knowing so many things about the internet, one could say they might have created it. Senior programmers also count as White Beards in some cases.

"our Grey Beard has become a White Beard."
"make way for the White beard!"

by The Unintelligent Librarian August 27, 2019