bastardized bitch

someone who is a whiny little bitch who is not always a bastard but acts like one.

"Why do you always have to ruin everything?"

"You are such a bastardized bitch!"

by girlicanbeyoursneakylink May 1, 2021

bastard

someone who was meant to be aborted or someone who was a mistake

“i hate you son i should’ve swallowed you, you damn bastard

by Youdamnbastard June 18, 2021

Bastardized

The act of becoming a bastard through baptism.

“B was bastardized wasn’t he?” “Yep, can’t you tell by how much of an ass he is? They Must have held him under the bastard water for a long time.”

by BadBitchAstro June 23, 2021

Bastard

Child born out of wedlock

He is Edward's bastard child

by Volibear November 1, 2021

Bastardic

Adjective describing ones physical appearance as large and intimidating.

God dam that paintbeast is Bastardic.

That is one bastardic man.
My truck is so god dam bastardic

by Dont even trip my boy! September 18, 2021

Bastard

Recent appropriations of the word bastard now affix the term to middle aged white men in primarily rural settings. This new appropriation is inspired by visionary Native American Mothers. This maternal act of appropriation supplants The naughtiest word in the English language. It is very sad that we assign derogatory terms to infants. Making bastard the naughtiest word in the English language will demote thundercunt to the second naughtiest word in the English language.

That bastard in his big stupid truck spends all day driving his fat bastard ass up and down these gravel roads glaring at people. He should shake the Funonions off his trousers and do something productive for once!

by Scrambled legs dance squad December 17, 2021

Badtards

When you are a miserable bastards but also retarded.

Hey did you know Fabiola is miserable... she's also retarded... fucken badtards

by skifo January 3, 2022