Battledad

Long-time fans of the Battlefield video game franchise (usually guys who played early titles like 1942) who are now older men with families, busy schedules, etc. They are often resistant to new releases straying too far from the classic franchise formula, and get made fun of by younger fans because of this.

"The maps in Battlefield 6 are too small and chaotic. How did we go from Battlefield 3's maps to this?"
"The maps are fine, you're just a washed-up battledad."

by YourAHarryWizard December 9, 2025

Battle For Dream Island

the worst show ever.

the Battle For Dream Island Fandom is full of babies.

by BlueJay2010 January 2, 2026

Shwaap Battle

A mock-fight that occurs when a shwaap is countered by another shwaap. A Shwaap Battle doesn't end until one side surrenders or dies of boredom.

I shwaaped my friend after a bad 'your-mom' joke and we ended up in a Shwaap Battle.

by Zeke Freeman February 9, 2010

The Battle of Abrahim

A battle in biblical times where Abrahim fought a cyclops with his bear hands and defeated it in a grand epic battle.

The Battle of Abrahim was a biblical tug of war between Abrahim and a 4 inch tall cyclops.

by Holy TugOWar August 25, 2010

Clan Battle

In the video game world a Clan Battle is a pre-arranged matchup between two competing clans.

A battle is agreed upon beforehand; its formal and has specific rules. Often has seperate rooms and passwords on the lobby to keep things tight. Random people are not allowed. Period. And there can be no chance of random people joining.

Unlike scrimmages or clan matches, clan battles are a serious matchup.

For Example: The Old Man Clan OMC sends out a a clan battle challenge for Friday, January 5 at 9:00pm and they challenge the United States Marines USM Clan.

The 2 sides fight in usually a best out of 5 or 7 games in a game mode called Team Death Match. With the winner being the side that meets the pre-determined kill count first.

by GameBattle April 13, 2011

The Battle of Madison and McGrady

The 1864 Civil War Battle of Madison and McGrady took the lives of several good men. The battle took place on the fields of Charlottesville, Virginia where Union soldiers took down a heavily guarded Confederate stronghold. The long fought battle took over 6 days to conclude and claimed the lives of over 1200 men. It is said the souls of these brave soldiers still roam the Virginia airs surrounding the battlefield.

This movie is bloodier than the battle of Madison and McGrady.

by CivilWar1864 May 28, 2011

horn battle

A competition between two or more horns usually to see which is loudest. May take place between any types of horns, including car horns, truck horns, locomotive horns, ship horns, marching band horns, etc.

The marching band just had a horn battle with that train! I think it won!

by mamarley August 20, 2011