April 3

April 3 is wedgie an asshole day

Hey Aiden it’s April 3 and you’re an asshole *wedgie*
Fuck you!!
No fuck you
No you can’t fuck me because it’s not national fuck Aiden day
Oh you right

by Oopsguessimmabitch March 30, 2021

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April 3

A day in which a beautiful girl was born, her names starts with an S and ends with and E. Dirty blond hair, hazel eyes, about 5”3-5”4

Holy momma she’s hot and was born on April 3

by hot_tests October 19, 2020

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24th April

Its buy your girlfriend a pregnancy testing kit day, the day where all boyfriends buy their girlfriends a pregnancy testing kit.

K- hey boo its 24th april, lemme buy yo a preganews

N- awww i would love that

by goofyahhmf April 24, 2022

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April 20th

Eat a girl out day

Hey girl lemme hey it

Okay ;)
Lemme eat you out

eat a girl out day
April 20th

by Monkeytoosh April 20, 2020

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April 20th

On this day a beautiful "angel on earth"was born. She is intelligent, sexy, friendly, caring, kinky, freaky, amazing, mesmerizing, talented, beautiful beyond believe, a hero (not just the old regular kind but the SUPER kind), a mom (the best one), hottie, boss bitch, sister, daughter, friend, loyal, passionate, lover, artist and many other things that we could have listed but it would have taken up way too many pages.

April 20th female birthday day celebrator named Chairty who is the most special person in the universe.

by "Underpants kid" April 20, 2020

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