April 6

National day of prank ur ex that u miss him

"I miss u.... HAHA APRIL 6 PRANK"

by Noname201810 April 6, 2021

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April 22nd

The birthday of the worlds best leopard gecko ever: Apricot/April B-T

Oh look it’s april 22nd! aprils birthday!

by parma-vio April 13, 2022

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April 25th

April 25th is National revenge day, that’s right besties, time to get revenge from the 24th!

“I heard Jessica murdered her r@per because it’s April 25th”

by angiethefeminist April 20, 2021

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april ninth

National thot day. If you are born on this day, not only are you funny, nice and attractive but you are also a thot.

It’s April ninth! Let’s thot around!

by rehtomru October 16, 2019

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A person who is cursed with considerable clumsiness, accident prone, usually a condition diagnosed due to being born in the 4th month of the year. April.

Usually used as a weak excuse to cover up random acts of clumsiness however here is a little known fact:

In 1324, Sobotka the Surly accidentally dropped a mug of freshly boiled thyme tea over his fathers left toe, then after being reprimanded severly, he proceeded to shed ALL his tears in the corner of the room. A local unamed witch (who was earwigging audaciously) defined this as:

'A very strange moment'

1. Bloody hell Will just spilt his beer on kats phone again

Fucks sake, I heard her insurance just ran out aswell , I really wish he was born in May

2.Jesus Mags, thats a fricken big bruise

Yeah I know I walked into a table

3. Kat you know you just dropped your wine!

Did I?

Yes...look!

Bugger me...I did!

Il help you clean it up if you like?

Nah its no biggie, Its just my April Baby syndrome innit

by eye_can_see_you August 17, 2017

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