When you almost trip over something but didnt and have a mini hear tattack and the body relieves your heart attack by farting
-hey watch out there is a gap infront
-oh shit i had a mini ass attack ( fart after mini heart attack)
-oh shit i had a mini ass attack ( fart after mini heart attack)
by lbjwashed October 14, 2020

Right before you are about to ejaculate, you pull out, put some empanadas covered in Hot sauce in there... Then unleash you pet jaguar on her.
1. My girl was getting mad annoying so I have her the Colombian jaguar attack
2. My grandma is no more, I finally got rid of her with the Colombian jaguar attack.
2. My grandma is no more, I finally got rid of her with the Colombian jaguar attack.
by Ballingtrapking May 10, 2016

When you put something on someone's head when they are not expecting it. ESPECIALLY when you keep doing it over and over. Sometimes, the things going on the head, gets progressively worse.
by Buddy Bestie December 21, 2023

Aggressively faxing of a rival or opponent, usually to burn out or destroy their fax machine.
Typical attacks include:
1) Using several sheets of black paper taped end to end and repeating the transmission.
Or
2)Done in groups of 10 or more people to keep the fax machine running continually till it breaks down.
Typical attacks include:
1) Using several sheets of black paper taped end to end and repeating the transmission.
Or
2)Done in groups of 10 or more people to keep the fax machine running continually till it breaks down.
Bob over in Claims Department kept being a Fax potato. So attack faxed his machine, and now he has to hand walk his paperwork everwhere till supply gets him a new one.
by Navytron89 April 14, 2005

When one mixes the drugs cannabis, amphetamines, and LSD they’ll experience the Hippie Heart Attack!
Person1:What did you take?…
Person2:Just weed tweak n acid
Person1:oh shit bro you’re gonna have the Hippie Heart Attack!
Person2:Just weed tweak n acid
Person1:oh shit bro you’re gonna have the Hippie Heart Attack!
by PretentiousFart420 December 6, 2022

A slang for requesting a gay orgy in the middle of the street, commonly used by fatherless discord users.
by rick astley is hoyt August 13, 2022

When a younger person (18- early 20s), usually male, is dressed up in their cowboy attire and a group of older women attempt to prowl on said person in an affectionate way.
Those women at the country concert are about to cougar attack that guy who they think is good looking.
by G4pesce September 18, 2022
