monkey sucker

Euphemism for "mother fucker," to be used when your elders are around.

Bob: "That sick fuck was fucking his own mom, so I called him a..."

(Bob's father walks in the room)

Bob: "...MONKEY SUCKER!"

by CowManCheeseBall September 9, 2012

pledge monkey

One who is new to a fraternity, also refered to as pledge bitch.

Hey pledge monkey, go fill my cup with ice.

PLEDGE MONKEY OF ONE!
PC 07

by pledge monkey 07 December 11, 2007

Thilthy monkey

During sex, you take the feces of your significant other and slam it on your chest, screaming vicious monkey sounds. You may also fling the feces at your significant other.

"Last night, I pulled a thilthy monkey on her. She dumped me immediately afterwards."

by Bigjoshdick11 June 15, 2017

curry monkey

indian

filthy curry monkey

by anonymous March 13, 2022

Sus Monkey

Used to describe a person that is displaying homosexual behavior, usually being very descriptive about homosexual intercourse. May only apply to males.

Person 1: I want James Charles to stick his dick in my ass and squirt so I’m farting Elmer's Glue for a week.

Person 2: What the fuck quit being a little Sus Monkey dude gross.

by erytzz January 30, 2021

monkey hung

1. adj. A situation where two adolescent males are discovered naked by camera wielding adolescent females and in the mad scramble to cover their genitals, the boys grab the first thing they could find. Upon later examination of the photo evidence, it is learned that one boy grabbed a 3 foot tall trophy while the other boy grabbed a lame plaster statue of a surfing monkey. The term has grown to mean a feeling of ineptness. Trophy Hung

"Wow, after she laughed at me, I really feel like a monkey hung."

by JnglKng April 15, 2005

Snack Monkey

(Definition) Similar to a helper monkey who would assist those who are physically disabled. However, in this case the monkeys purpose is to fetch snacks or beers for those who are too lazy to get up.

Originates from a 2003 garage football party. The name may have died but the fact that said individual referred to as "Snack Monkey" hated the nickname, has ensured that it has remained popular

Hey Snack Monkey - pass me some of those hot wings.

by Barrington Boys July 25, 2004