Always the problem in video games. He blames everyone that he is the problem when he is the problem.
Dylan is the problem in video games.
by NayNayYEET March 12, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. 6’1, 185lbs, 60yd:8.39, Arm: 80mph, Bats:Right, Skidmore commit. Dylan Hocom is the future of D3 Baseball
by jac0bwi150n March 19, 2024
Get the Dylan Hocommug. dylan most prettiest guy in the world and totally not a freak that shot up his school with his best friend
by beepboob69 November 13, 2021
Get the dylanmug. A tall, thicc boy. Always has a girlfriend because they perceive him to be aloof, when actually he is lazy as hell. Somehow has mild to moderate jawline despite his major source of exercise being thumb movement on xbox. Lungs contain the winds of the four corners of the earth, and always is able to burp. Likes his women like his KFC chicken: Yummy in the tummy and always on the bone. He is very callipygian. Has a timed schedule upon which he lifts shirt to air out his ENORMOUS areolas and pinpoint nips. FIN
He's SOOOO DYLAN! He lifted his shirt like 4 times on our date, and then burped down my throat when we kissed.
by FlameofUdeeznuts June 4, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. A guy who is in love with trains and Minecraft, he is bitchless with no game. has a small dick but is a monster in bed.
by booger flicker 34 November 17, 2022
Get the Dylan Gillmug. 
by dylanbahamboulafan December 6, 2021
Get the Dylan Bahamboulamug.