A situation wherein a skinny (usually) white woman is delusional and is very set on telling you that your problems are caused by a higher power. She will usually tell you to book a seance with her or, if you’re not as skinny as her, to get some exercise. Skinny White Woman Syndrome will turn void any of your skinny girl friends of their personality and can only be solved by a reality check, which can happen in many different forms. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CAUSE THE REALITY CHECK YOURSELF, she will only double down and believe said higher power has turned you against her and may, in extreme cases, try to curse you etc
Comorbid symptoms also include:
-Being economically privileged
-promoting a pyramid scheme
-living off of parents’ money
SWWS can apply to any belief and does not limit itself to practices like Paganism and Christianity, however these are were the syndrome occurs the most.
Comorbid symptoms also include:
-Being economically privileged
-promoting a pyramid scheme
-living off of parents’ money
SWWS can apply to any belief and does not limit itself to practices like Paganism and Christianity, however these are were the syndrome occurs the most.
“I talked to Sarah yesterday about my awful car crash; she said I should have taken the crystal she gave me in the car and that it wouldn’t have crashed if I wasn’t so ‘unhealthy’. I’m pretty sure she has Skinny White Woman Syndrome”
by I have a flat ass please help December 7, 2022
Get the Skinny White Woman syndromemug. A woman who is alive regardless of birth certificate status and the beneficiary of the trustee ( Earth) from the original trust set up by the Settlor (Creator of all things). She has full unalienable rights and follows the laws of the Creator of all things which is to do no harm, cause no loss or injury. A living woman is not governed by Acts, Statutes, legislation, Government guidelines and Mandates unless she specifically consents beforehand. A living woman is not a name, person, number or symbol but she can control these if set up by an agreed contract, signed in wet ink, of mutual benefit, disclosed, considered, a meeting of minds and agreed and signed in wet ink
Hi there are you the person named Mrs Mary Jones?
No I am a living woman, I do not identify as a name nor a person but I control a name of a person. Do you have a contract with this person or name that I have signed in wet ink as the authorised representative?
No I am a living woman, I do not identify as a name nor a person but I control a name of a person. Do you have a contract with this person or name that I have signed in wet ink as the authorised representative?
by Living Woman May 21, 2022
Get the living womanmug. A "farm-girl instead of farm-land" variation on da old "seemingly lusher turf on neighboring fields" saying.
While it may indeed often be true dat "The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman", dat does not necessarily have to be an unhappy situation for you, since in some cases you could just try secretly asking said chestier chick if you yourself could softly savor her more-ample chest-pillows with yer own paws. Just find out first if da gorgeous Miss Bosomy is still of child-bearing age, though, in which case you should always be sure to bring a few condoms wif you, in case things "progress further" than just misty-eyed chest-kneadings and other "hands and lips only" activities!
by QuacksO October 18, 2025
Get the The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's womanmug. by anonymous April 7, 2021
Get the Woman fanmug. An Amalgamated Exotical woman who is Afro-ethnic or of Continental African ancestry is an amazingly beautiful woman who has a diverse and unique look.
She usually fits into a mixed race category; Biracial , Tri-Racial, Multi-Racial, Multi-Generational-Mixed or has Admixed ancestry.
She ranges in various hues of brown.
She can be light skinned, medium tone brown skinned or swarthy dark skinned, with a mixed heritage unique phenotype, hair type can be wavy, curly, coily, kinky or even straight.
She has a mysteriously exotical presence to her.
Her mixed heritage genealogy can be an amazing mystery to many.
She usually fits into a mixed race category; Biracial , Tri-Racial, Multi-Racial, Multi-Generational-Mixed or has Admixed ancestry.
She ranges in various hues of brown.
She can be light skinned, medium tone brown skinned or swarthy dark skinned, with a mixed heritage unique phenotype, hair type can be wavy, curly, coily, kinky or even straight.
She has a mysteriously exotical presence to her.
Her mixed heritage genealogy can be an amazing mystery to many.
An Amalgamated Exotical- An Amalgamated Exotical woman is a beautiful mysterious woman with a unique and heterogeneous look.
by Beauty Unique August 4, 2025
Get the Amalgamated Exotical Womanmug. Slang for herpes. Nurses and medical personnel can assess your infection status even through social media.
Nick : You will never feel the touch of a woman.
Joe : Yes doctor, I always use protections.
Nick : You will never feel the touch of a woman.
Joe : Yes doctor, I always use protections.
Christine : You have never felt the touch of a woman.
Jonas : Well, you clearly haven't felt the touch of a good doctor either, because that burn needs some serious ointment !
Jonas : Well, you clearly haven't felt the touch of a good doctor either, because that burn needs some serious ointment !
by Rey Marsh April 5, 2024
Get the The touch of a womanmug. A little girl represented, considered and/or treated how one might otherwise have only treated a full grown woman.
by ApricotFields July 12, 2021
Get the Baby Womanmug.