UNATTRACTIVE! Usually quite hefty with messed up ganely teeth. Breath usually reminds people of a horses unwiped anus. Is characterised by lack of interest in her reproductive organs unless it is for a pity fuck. Usually single, if in a relationship it WILL not last work more than 3 to 4 weeks. Highly uneducated, low class, usually has a crappy job, will never progress in society. Face resembles bigfoots asshole.
by Young JIZZA October 15, 2009
Get the The Jonesmug. When you Beat Your Wife, then beat a stripper, take PED's, get arrested 3 times for DUI, and then headbut the police car.
by lugfh 56 January 21, 2025
Get the Pulling A Jon Jonesmug. The name for a function room located inside a hotel lobby that catches you by surprise while eating the free breakfast.
by Amity Park Ghost Boy December 13, 2021
Get the jeep jonesmug. Thomas Jones is an elite math teacher currently teaching at St Augustine's College Cairns, 251 Draper Street, 4870, QLD, Australia (Fax: (07) 4031 5465. He possesses many supernatural abilities including a third eye.
by The Lidinator October 19, 2020
Get the Thomas Jonesmug. by Fuccboim8 June 11, 2018
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Get the Hollie jonesmug. A menacing man with a love for the steering wheel. A lean mean killing machine. A bottle and the 3 swimmers by his side
by Jack McGrath. February 17, 2023
Get the Garry jonesmug.