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septic tank whale

beautiful human being. confident in their body. intelligent like whales. filled with joy
damn! that sure is a good looking septic tank whale! i wish i could date her.
by drizzydrake13 November 18, 2023
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Whale Mouth

The act of performing anal sex without lube causing the receiver so much pain that they make dolphin noises.
I'm gonna whale mouth you so hard tonight!!!
by buttbooger69 August 23, 2015
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Weed Whale

A person that smokes a lot of weed and has become obese from a severe case of the munchies
Synonyms: Pot Potato
"Dude, there was this girl who smoked a ton of weed in my school and was super chubby, we called her a weed whale
by Derpderp200 December 30, 2017
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Whale shark

The best shark EVER.

Did you know Whale sharks (Rhincodon typus) are known as the biggest fish in the ocean, or gentle giants. A female of this species grows to about 15m or 49 ft. These sharks are known to not show any aggression towards human or other species. They feed on plankton, small shrimp and fish, they are also filter feeders. They swim at a speed of 5 km per hour, migrating a long way, while filtering 6,000 l of water per hour through their gills. They can be found swimming in warm temperature seas, expect the Mediterranean sea. Whale sharks have a layer of mucus on their body, which to the touch is scrubbed off, causing discomfort to the shark. They have a spot on their body that works like a fingerprint. They are silly. An adult whale shark, which less than 10 % actually make it to be one, can weigh something about 41,000 pounds. Their mouths, which when open can be around 4 feet, have no visible teeth, as there are thousands of tiny teeth in there. A whale shark who makes it to adulthood, makes it to be 150 years old. There have been no known records of whale sharks harming humans.
Ex. Wendy:" What is your opinion on whale sharks? "

Garett:" WHALE SHARKS ARE THE BEST THING ON THE PLANET"
by Saturnnz_rings December 31, 2023
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Whale in a mud puddle

When someone is wearing clothing that is too tight and their fat is pouring out over it. (They don't fit).
I was at the pool with my friend, we thought this lady was topless because we couldn't see any strings to her suit. It turned out they were under her fat. She was a whale in a mud puddle.
by Lexy7 August 23, 2011
mugGet the Whale in a mud puddlemug.

whale shark maneuver

a whale shark maneuver is when a girl opens up her vagina as wide as possible and then a guy shits right inside the girl's vagina
Dude, me and Felicia were so drunk last night we tried the whale shark maneuver.
by backpackkid October 22, 2019
mugGet the whale shark maneuvermug.

whale den

Another way of saying "well then", just better.
by Rainbuttcorntin January 13, 2017
mugGet the whale denmug.

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