a stupid false war between the Jonas Brothers and Justin Bieber. Beliebers seem to feel the need to prove that Justin Bieber is the orginal JB when everybody knows the Jonas Brothers were first. Fortunately, this so called war is completely untrue. The Jonas Brothers and Justin Bieber couldn't give two shits about this so called war. both are making the money they need to.
selena: have you heard justin's new song boyfriend?
demi: ew, who cares? did you hear the jonas brothers are writing new music? finally new stuff from the real jb
selena: the jonas brothers are so last year and justin is the real jb anyway.
miley: guys.. shut up. there's no jb war.
demi: ew, who cares? did you hear the jonas brothers are writing new music? finally new stuff from the real jb
selena: the jonas brothers are so last year and justin is the real jb anyway.
miley: guys.. shut up. there's no jb war.
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