When someone is referring to themselves as being bigger and better than the other person. It metaphorically is expressed in the size of one's "cock." This is not to be confused with a pissing contest.
"I am a girl, but MY cock is bigger than YOUR cock." "Jenna is a better manager than you. BOOM. She just won the cock war."
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Get the Cock War mug.The war between llamas and alpacas, based on the extent of the awesomeness between the two. Named the war of the cammelids because that is the family of species both the llama and the alpaca belong to.
Gregory: The war of the cammelids is a dumb war, because llamas are the so much better than alpacas
Joe: You must be on crack, alpacas are better
Joe: You must be on crack, alpacas are better
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“Woman: I’ll give you 100$ to watch vag wars
Me:(insert funny image here)”
Joshua: imma look it up
Charles: NO DONT DO IT
Quandale dingle: I’m coming to pick you up to bring you to a mental institution
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Me:(insert funny image here)”
Joshua: imma look it up
Charles: NO DONT DO IT
Quandale dingle: I’m coming to pick you up to bring you to a mental institution
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