Beef curtains

Vulgar term for the fleshy lips of a vagina that need to be spread for access to the clitoris, while performing cunnilingus for example.

Ask the butcher the price of their beef curtains

by LexLuther85 August 19, 2018

Roast-beefed

In softball, when the runner on third is trucking her way towards the catcher and the catcher thinks she is out... but the runner completely levels her. Like a shit brick house.

Nicolette roast-beefed the girl from WV.

by redheadedwildchild March 29, 2015

Asian Beef

When 1 asian dumps another asian like a dumpling falling out of one of those Chinese takeout container things due to beef in their relationship. For example, TRUST ISSUES.

Al, did you hear about the Asian Beef??? Aaron finally dumped his cousin.

by UpNextVanillaSwirlOnThePole January 19, 2018

Beef carpaccio

Based on the cooking technique of carpaccio.

During sexual intercourse, you place a plastic bag over your lovers face and punch them repeatedly (can also be accomplished with a hammer for authenticity). Make sure the bag has holes to ensure access to oxygen.

This can be seen as the inverse of the donkey punch.

Jody: WOW! Sarah, where did you get all those bruises?
Sarah: Oh, last night was Joe's birthday, so while we were in bed I let him give me the beef carpaccio.
Jody: You guys are really in love, huh?
Sarah: We are.

by Wolfgang Moosecock November 25, 2009

italian beef

muscular, sexy, hariy italian man.

there was a lot of italian beef at the beach.

by yankee stroodle May 16, 2009

beef bar

an inplement used to hit people with.

i pulled out my beef bar and smacked him over the head

by bigspuds July 7, 2006

Roast beef

When a lady has a roast beef pussy

That girls pussy looks like roast beef

by Roast beef pussy November 30, 2020