Where a male is sexually aroused and has to release the juices from his testicles. After doing so, then proceeds to ejaculate all over his own face and bed sheet. Finally ends it off by licking his semen off his bed sheet.
My girlfriend didn't want to blow me and swallow tonight, so I did it myself and got one hell of a Salty Vacation
by Zalranzar June 27, 2017
Get the Salty Vacationmug. by MysteryMrR ( Checkout my YouTu October 22, 2015
Get the SALTYmug. This is what is said when people are greeting you or sending you off and it is positive but it has a negative tone to it so you don't know if you are actually liked by these people. It's awesome to give but not so much fun to receive
As Donny was walking into the party, multiple people said that it was great to see him and then called him "Donny the Dumb Shit!" Donny was perplexed by this salty salutation and his fears were confirmed when someone said the same thing to him as they spit into the beer he just got from the keg.
by von groovy August 7, 2024
Get the salty salutationmug. The Act of sucking Semen off a Penis After the Performance Of Docking , Spitting the Semen into the Anal Cavity, Insert Penis Into cavity to measure the amount of Semen deposited.
Featuring a translucent outer shell with a solid inner core, Salty Dipstick series is more like a work of art.
by Suron Thamos February 20, 2023
Get the Salty Dipstickmug. When a man or woman lets their pubic hair grow so far out that excretions absorb into it as they urinate.
John: "So you didn't finish her off?"
Bill: "Well I was going to, but her salty washcloth hit me straight in the nose. I just got dressed and left after that."
Bill: "Well I was going to, but her salty washcloth hit me straight in the nose. I just got dressed and left after that."
by ShinDiz May 9, 2025
Get the Salty Washclothmug. When the sex is so bad you have no choice but to throw a hot Venti Starbucks coffee at your partners vagina
by Not_jewish21 February 10, 2019
Get the The Salty Paul Ruddmug.