piss on bricks

A sentence of absolute frustration, when nothing else comes to mind to define your frustrations, this phrase is put into use.

Olivia: Well, what if the douchebag doesn't ignore you?
Katherine: Then piss on bricks.

by Totlo Wolf October 21, 2012

Getting in the piss

One of the highest ranks of expressing how intoxicated you are, or will be. More aggressive form of 'getting on the piss' or 'OTP', as you are quantifying how deep you will be getting in the piss, rather than just getting on it. (See also: piss = alcohol/alcoholic beverage).

John: What are ya up to tonight mate?
Darryl: Getting in the piss bro.
John: How deep?
Darryl: Till I can't feel my legs

by djjnrsxx May 27, 2016

piss kink

It’s a kink where you... well like piss... a lot.

You Jimbo the girl I banged last night had a serious piss kink

by Sofaz July 4, 2017

Piss in Mouth

R. Kelly

Mr. Kelly, did you piss in mouth?

Yes.

by Uncle Scott August 11, 2010

Viper Piss

After sex, cum dries in the end of a man's schlong. When he tries to pee, it comes out in two streams like a viper's tongue. It usually happens after a night of drinking.

Dang, I had the viper piss this morning. It went everywhere!

by kuddlykitten78 September 5, 2009

Tactical Piss

When one must urinate during combat, a training exercise, airsoft match, or any military-related situation in which a person must be stationary for an extended period of time.

While waiting for the enemy to pass through our ambush area I was lying in the prone position. I had to pee so bad, so I rolled over onto my side and took a tactical piss because I could not leave my position.

by Sean Van Dommelen June 30, 2014

llama piss

A colloquial slang term for Mountain Dew.

Dude, why do you drink that llama piss?

by Fax Celestis October 21, 2004