Chunky monkey

What you say when someone pukes half-digested food and it looks chunky.

Person 1: *tosses their cookies*
Person 2: Chunky monkey!

by ilovechoccymilk July 16, 2021

monkey meal

A meal consisting of mushy peas, sausages, gravy and chips. usually enjoyed after a long day at work, may also take a while to cook.

Yo dig! wana monkey meal?

by mida moo November 21, 2007

Box Monkey

Someone who works as a loader for UPS and is seen as nothing more than a used up piece of machinery.

"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm a box monkey for UPS."

by Kittylace August 28, 2008

clown monkey

1: A little monkey dressed in funny clothes that dances around next to a clown who is usually playing an accordian or other terrrible musical instrument. 2: An idiot who you only hang out with because his stupid behavior amuses you and you can laugh openly at him.

Nobody really likes that clown monkey PJ, but his stupid antics are fun to laugh at when you're bored.

by bigtimehotshot October 18, 2011

Monkey King

A hyperactive cunt, who frantically jumps around, as if his genes hit the wrong side of evolution.

Colin: Hey did you see Andrew at camp last week?
Gordon: Oh yeah, he was jumping on the rocks right
Colin: What a F@%* Monkey King

by LiquongDaemingSwing March 15, 2018

schlong monkey

a hoe or prostitute

"I'm gonna get me a schlong monkey tonight."

by Cleofus April 1, 2007

chopper monkey

older kids/preteens who hang out in front of price chopper from 6-8 pm on weekdays

We encountered a group of chopper monkeys playing hakkey sack. we calmly walked around them without making eye contact or sudden movements and were safe.

by snowandskibaby December 13, 2006