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White Jersey

v. A bowel movement completed while visiting a toilet away from home.
The shine on Tad’s new apartment wore off quickly once Jerry white jerseyed upon their return from Taco Bell. His bathroom still reeked the next day.
by New Edina Bailey January 31, 2023
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New Jersey

A tiny island across the sea that regulates the price of tea, where everything is legal.
(example 1)

Hamilton: Where is this happening?

Philip: Across the river in Jersey

Hamilton and Philip: Everything is legal in New Jersey

(Example 2)

Seabury: I pray the king shows you his mercy

Hamilton: Is he in Jersey?

(Example 3)

Hamilton: don't debate with me, why should a tiny island across the sea regulate the price of tea?

Burr: Alexander, please.
by PhilipTheBestPoet June 28, 2019
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Jersey City Carwash

Taking a dump immediately after taking a shower.

Like getting your car cleaned, and immediately having a Jersey City bum throw a bag of shit on your car as you leave. Also, if a flock of birds drop shits on your car after it was washed.
After a nice long hot shower, I was livid when my stomach started rumbling and I knew I was about to have to take a Jersey City Carwash.
by Getfighted138 January 19, 2022
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New Jersey Nightgown

An outfit consisting of a wife-beater (of any color, but usually a discolored white one) that is tucked into jeans. It is named as such bevause that's what people in New Jersey wear to bed, probably.
"Dude, I went to Walmart to buy a Bon Jovi CD and I saw 6 people wearing a New Jersey Nightgown.
by Lildonger415 March 29, 2023
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Jersey Girl

a woman whose power should never be underestimated.
—a girl with fire in her veins and zero tolerance for bullshit.
—loud, loyal, and lethal.
—raised on sarcasm and traffic, she’s the kind of girl you cross once.
Jersey made her tough, life made her mean—don’t test either.”
“A Jersey Girl’s got nails sharp enough to pop your ego and a stare that could end a career.”
by ug123 May 9, 2025
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Jersey collar

A gold or silver necklace, usually thick, and either genuine or costume worn proudly by people of New Jersey descent.
by DickClarkDickClark February 23, 2021
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New Jersey Jump Start

That’s when two men take a set of jumper cables. One is clamped on the penis and the second on his testicles. The other man does the same. They then pull away from each other in a rocking motion causing the clamps to pull on the penis and testicles until they both ejaculate.
I walked in on Devante and Alex giving each other a New Jersey Jump start in the bathroom yesterday.
by Günter4Prez24 January 24, 2024
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