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jersey highway

The path made in the snow in the backyard for a little dog.
by 707mom February 28, 2019
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South Jersey

It isn’t just any ordinary part of the armpit of the nation, it is very different

As a person born and raised in South Jersey, I may be biased, but this is the greatest part of this boring state. We are people who aren’t as rude as our northern counterparts, and for the rest, we are just a larger in size, smaller in population version of Philadelphia. Wawa comes to mind when thinking about us, and that is correct. In fact the city I was raised in had less people than 8,300 to this day, and we still have a Wawa, yet no main stores like Shop Rite, Walmart etc. South Jersey may as well be it’s own state, having a higher population than many states. We have about 1.75 million people, about the population of Idaho and larger population than states like Hawaii, New Hampshire, Maine, Delaware and we have a higher population than Washington D.C. Plus North Jersey depends on Atlantic City casinos either way and they will probably steal at least one of the casinos somehow.
South Jersey, the cooler version of North Jersey is where I live.
by User: Anonymous March 7, 2019
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New Jersey Sloppy Joe

A Sloppy Joe where you have your friend cum inside the sandwich. This is because just like in New Jersey, you can't pump your own gas.
"Dude my friend hooked me up with a New Jersey Sloppy Joe, and I didn't need any protein supplements today!"
by Sevadonn March 8, 2019
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New Jersey Hamster

When you stick your finger in your partners asshole and let that little rasscle wrestle in their asshole.
by Tim Gates December 12, 2018
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Central Jersey

Consisting of Middlesex, Mercer, and Monmouth counties, if your on the Turnpike, exits 7A-11:

A place that associates with New York over Philly. It’s a hoagie not a sub, and a place where Wawa is the superior convenience store. Finally, we know it’s called Pork Roll and what the hell are Jimmies?
As proclaimed by the Chief Justice of the State of New Jersey, Jon Stewart, Central Jersey does exist (See Colbert’s segment on Central Jersey).
by lacrossebro17 August 26, 2018
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Jersey Girl

Jersey Girls are bad ass…these girls take more pride in their appearance than any girl in any other state in the U.S. they’re not all trash and are only here for a good time. they keep it real, never pump gas, and call all the shots…every guy wants a jersey girl and girls from other states want to be like jersey girls. they’re one of a kind bad ass chicks who know how to drive, know how to dance, can out drink any non-jersey girl, and are all about the attitude. and unless you’re looking to get your ass kicked…don’t cross one because they’re the only hell their mamas ever raised. but they’ll show you a good time like you’ll never see anywhere else. they’re true kick ass queens.
jersey girls never die…and only the good die young
by Grudi August 27, 2018
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Jersey Smore

When a girl wipes back to front and smooshes it around.
I tried to go down on my girl, but she was serving up a Jersey Smore and I wasn't having it.
by no_im_bryna January 27, 2019
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