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angry dragon

When a girl is giving you head and after you cum in her mouth, and she is about to swallow, you hit her in the back of the head or in the throat. This will result in her shooting the cum out her nose resembling an angry dragon shooting fire.
"After this bobber sholbed my nob, i blew a fat load in her mouth and when she was about to swallow, I gave her an angry dragon."
by MOBBER June 1, 2009
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crazy dragon

When a person gives a guy a blowjob, as he is about to ejaculate, he punches them in the nose, ordering his warm load to come straight out through the nose.
Dude, I gave Tiffany a crazy dragon last night. It was awesome!
by cheesemuncher96 April 12, 2017
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Dragon Boat

A type of boat invented by the Japanese in the 1800's, now a days people use dragon boats for racing and raising money for a cause or just for simply fun. The most notable Dragon Boater Is Orgo Curry.
by Dj U know who December 3, 2016
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fatal dragon

When fucking a girl you put your thumb in her chocolate starfish. At the moment she comes you release your thumb, her rectal muscles relax and shit will come out.
I gave her a fucking fatal dragon last night, I'm so glad I was at her place, damn what a nasty shitpile.
by Adnan O December 13, 2008
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Ranch Dragon

When you get lettuce, cabbage, and a bowl during sex. You put the lettuce and cabbage in the bowl and cum in the bowl as a ranch dressing. You tell her its salad and while she eats it you duck tape her mouth and tell her its cum, and she sprays it out of her nose like a dragon.
Matt: Hey dude, i just gave Alyssa a Ranch Dragon!

John: Dude no fuckin way, seriously?!

Matt: Hell yeah she didnt even see it coming.
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Dragon syndrome

Collecting a lot of books/movies/funny pictures or other resources that you never plan to use/view/open again.

Typically people with dragon syndrome have thousands of ebooks on their drives which they never intend to read. It may make them feel superior.
A: Oh man, could you borrow me your external HDD? I need to move some very important files.
B: Sorry man, my drive is totally full. I have there all those movies...
A: But you have seen those already, it's not like you are going to watch them ever again!
B: Yeah but I need them!
A: Clearly you have a dragon syndrome.
by visgean January 7, 2015
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House of the Dragon

A fantasy television series, the prequel to Game of Thrones. It's about really angry blond people fighting over an iron chair. It's also got lots of dragons, sex and violence. And the cast is lowkey hot.
Person 1: Who's your favourite character in House of the Dragon?
Person 2: Daemon Targaryen can slam me to the ground and have his way with me.
by wtfshesthirsty September 2, 2022
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