Brittany Van Pelt

A Brittany Van Pelt is the most intoxicatingly and beautiful woman this earth or myself has ever seen. She moves me and has the amazing ability to make me feel and love like no one else ever has. She is my world, my wife and my everything

Brittany Van Pelt: She is the most beautiful and perfect thing on this earth.

by VP007 April 1, 2024

man with a white van

I don't know him but he is very trustworthy and honest so if he says he has candy, you best get in the van.

Vanman: hey kid d'you want some candy?

Child: I sure do mister.

Vanman: then get in the van.

Kid1: I heard there's a man with a white van on the corner.

Kid2: I'm gonna ask if he has some candy

by Not a vanman June 28, 2021

Jade Van Tonder

Jade Van Tonder is a simp especially for Catra She-Ra

Person1:who’s Jade Van Tonder?
Person2:she’s that simp for Catra.

by MermistaSimp July 4, 2021

Skud Van

A piece of shit Van that un washed backpackers buy cheap to travel the country. They often smell like musty farts and are rusty. Over the vans life it would have taken on many tours of new Zealand and had the absolute bare minimum spent on it.

Snakes buy them at the end of the busy season for fuck all and "tidy them up" basically get there mate to put a dodgy warrant of fitness on it then sell them at the start of the next season for triple what they paid for them

Here we go another fucken skud van parked at the end of our fucken road

by Hector's schlong January 13, 2026

Van Cuck

A man who voluntarily lives in a van and travels cross-country to support his wildly successful girlfriend (athlete, influencer etc), only to spend his nights parked outside arenas, hotels, or training centers while she’s inside getting absolutely railed by someone with an actual bed. He survives on gas station snacks, secondhand glory, and blind devotion, convincing himself he’s part of the journey instead of the punchline.

James "Last night I drove all the way to Italy to support my girlfriend at the winter Olympics!"
Harry "You mean you went all that way to watch her get fucked by hot male athletes from the carpark"
James "uhh"
Harry "You're such a van cuck"

by Vancuck1000 February 14, 2026