junk food burger

A fast food brand hamburger that's so unhealthy for the consumer, it makes regular hamburgers appear healthier.

A burger that is lacking in any form of vegetable, fruit, or otherwise "healthy" topping.

I ordered a hamburger with only bacon and cheese on it, because I'm really hungry for a junk food burger tonight.

by AceDonald February 19, 2015

food-nap time

when you sleep and eat at the same time.

Food time comes after nap time, not before, then comes food-nap time! That's my favorite time.

by Tylere Webb October 23, 2004

food baby abortion

The act of pooping after consuming a large amount of food that created a baby bump.

I just ate so much chipotle I will be attending the clinic in my bathroom for my second Food baby abortion today.

by the abortionist August 5, 2012

junk food music

Music that does no real good for anyone - but you sure can enjoy it. This music is pop's current top 40 - or anything by Rick Astley.

I've been listening to way too much junk food music lately: Womanizer, Single Ladies, So What, Disturbia, Toxic, I'm Too Sexy - the list goes on...

by CrazyKate December 23, 2008

Fast Food Music

Music that has a complete lack of musical talent. Easy, and fast to make. "Fake Music"

I listened to that artist Jefree Star for the first time today, it was some Fast Food Music.

by Mr_Mowglii February 22, 2011

food-doc diet

An accidental diet that starts after you watch a documentary about food.

Dude, my buddy's on a food-doc diet. He just saw Super Size Me and he hasn't been to McDonald's in a month!

I gave up red meat after watching Food, Inc. I guess I'm on a food-doc diet.

by Philosophistry December 20, 2009

Food test victim

When you get tied down by Hot Asian Chicks (or HAC), stripped of your clothing and sprinkled with their cooking, which may or may not in fact be delicious.
Since the HAC will be eating it themselves without hands, one generally doesn't care too much.

"Hey John, I hear you were miss Lee's food test victim last night. How was the cooking?"
John, with eyes glazed over: "Dunno."

by NotFin April 4, 2010