by mcgeester3 October 13, 2011
Get the dick richmug. by Mediocrity's Muse October 7, 2010
Get the Wrench Dickmug. dick tear - the clear "tear like" precum fluid that can drip from an erect penis. When a cock-tease gets a guy hot and bothered and then leaves him hanging, his unit can shed a dick tear.
him: what? you are leaving and not gonna give it up?
her: yeah, i'm outta here. what do you think i am, a hooker?
him: no, but you are a damn cock-tease.
her: just cuz you have the bag doesn't mean you are going to get laid, so your little weenie can shed a dick tear when i walk out the door.
her: yeah, i'm outta here. what do you think i am, a hooker?
him: no, but you are a damn cock-tease.
her: just cuz you have the bag doesn't mean you are going to get laid, so your little weenie can shed a dick tear when i walk out the door.
by jillzgotskillz February 19, 2010
Get the dick tearmug. When someone brags about their dick you stand up and shout dicks on table you both unzip your pants and whoever is the biggest wins.
by qaswe April 29, 2009
Get the Dicks On Tablemug. Man those guys over there never do anything productive. They are always just bullshitting about fantasy football and banging chicks. They are always sniffing dick.
by DTallon October 15, 2009
Get the Sniffing Dickmug. by Alex1010 March 19, 2009
Get the Dick upmug. The phrase used to describe a one-legged man wearing very short cutoff blue jeans, and his penis is hanging out the pantleg on the side where his leg is missing. These men appear as though they have a dick for a leg. And, some of these men also choose to wear an infant's shoe on the end of their cock for better traction.
by EatMyJunk April 21, 2009
Get the Dick Legmug.